Welcome to Starlight Fixes Everything. This is a massive Fimfiction collaboration project starring you! Yes you!

Starlight Glimmer has gotten her hooves on Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal, and she has decided that she could easily travel back in time and solve each of these problems in thirty seconds or less!

Members of this group will be randomly assigned episodes from the series, and it will be their job to write out how Starlight Glimmer fixes everything in 30 seconds or less, (or the pizza is free!)

1. Join the group! Duh.
1B. And tell your friends to join too! The more the merrier!

2. Comment in the Author Thread to participate in the current season. (You can participate more than once, but new members will be given preference.)

3. Once there are enough authors for a season (26), each will be assigned a random episode number from the current season, starting with season 1, and then the rest of the series.

4. Write how Starlight Glimmer fixes everything in the assigned episode in 30 seconds or less. She doesn't care about ponies learning friendship lessons, morals, or even the law. She just wants to solve everything as quickly and efficiently as possible in thirty seconds or less! Be creative and have fun with it!

4A. You can do this with a single sentence, or a few paragraphs. But there is an absolute hard limit at 1000 words. That's not thirty seconds or less!

4B. This should take you no more than an hour or two. But everyone will have one week to accommodate their schedule. If you don't deliver in time, your chapter will be passed over to another person.

4C. The final story will be rated Teen to err on the side of caution, but please do try your best to keep the writing at an Everyone rating.

5. Each submission should act as a standalone episode. But ponies may recognize Starlight as that 'time traveling mare that solves everything' as part of the continuity.

6. Starlight's 'solutions' should not prevent future episodes.
ex: In Ticket Master, Starlight should not just tell Twilight to "just return the tickets, because the Gala sucks anyway."

Once written, post your story section as a comment in the Story Thread with the episode number and name.

Once a season is completed, it will be added to the STORY, complete with your name credited!