Raising the sun isn't an easy job. Celestia knows that better than anypony. It requires vision and creativity, and she can only do her best work when the inspiration strikes her.

But, as is true with all good art, nobody else cares about that.

Celestia, is bored on her day off.
So she decides to pull a prank on, Discord.
Disguising herself as a cute 4,5 year old filly, she puts her plans in motion.

Trying to prank the god of chaos, is not the best idea. This won’t end well.

Go to Dragon-con they said, it'd be fun they said, Go in a costume they said, Fine, but what they didn't tell me, is that i'd be sucked into another world by a piece of merchandise. Now i'm stuck in a world not my own, but on the positive I seem to now wield the mutant ability of the villain i'd dressed as. Starting today, i'm not just anyone, I'm Taskmaster. That means, if you have a job, a wad of cash, and a means to find me, then i'm at your service. For there is no job to big for the bad-ass that is Taskmaster. What can i say, Money is my love, and i'll do just about anything, no matter how cruel or vile, if it means i get rich.

A story for the LoHaVverse

Let the quest for fortune begin.

Back during the whole "Blue Flu" incident, Twilight kept claiming that she was Discord's friend. However, a certain Draconequus couldn't help but notice a lack of sincerity in her tone. Is Twilight really Discord's friend? Or do some grudges never die?

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Written in one in a half hours, ending at 1:15 am. That's the only time my creativity really hits its peak.

EDIT: featured 2/24. Wow.

Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

So get this, several friends of mine thought it would be a good idea to go to Comic Con. Now, I'm not one for large gatherings like these, but they offered to have me go as my most favorite character of all time, Ral Zarek. How could I refuse when they're paying for just about all of it?
In the end I should've, I'm forced into some strange new land filled with murderous, backstabbing miniature horses. All the while I have to hide among them just to stay alive!
There's one thing I am certain though, and that's that I will be- no... I am the greatest mage that this world will ever know!
FOR I AM THE GUILDMASTER OF 1,000 SPELLS!!!

Currently doing a do-over for this story to make it more interesting, and it'll be in chronological order now! Hope LoHAV is still a thing, looks kinda dead though... Tags will be added when they come.

After Rainbow Dash's rump meets lightning one time too many, she feels like her reputation in town is ruined as ponies start laughing at her misfortune. Her self-esteem in tatters and her loyalty waning, its up to her friends to help her. Please review!

12/22/11 EDIT: Updated with corrections, revisions and an added scene in Chapter 11

I was lacking inspiration to write a fanfic, so I asked Cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com
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CH1: Applejack, the farmer/musician/astronaut/cat-pony, learns he true meaning of life as she travels nowhere and learns nothing.
CH2: Rarity wants Spaghetti.
CH3: Mayor Mare organizes a dinner party.
CH4: Evil plans emerge.
CH5: Totally a ship.
CH6: (In the works as of now.)
The random tag is no exaggeration by any means.

Over a thousand years ago, a great Evil came to Equis. Only with the help of an off worlder was the evil repelled. He was called Razgriz and he was a Demon Lord, a creature half Archangel and half Legion Demon tasked with keeping the peace on planet earth. With his assistance of the Celestial sisters, he fought back the great evil. But it came at the cost of his life, or so the sisters thought.

Now the great evil has returned to Equestria. It threatens all the lands on the planet, and not even the Elements of Harmony can stop him. Seeing the plight of the Equestrians, the Demon Lord Council sends Razgriz back to Equestria to help fight the enemy and stop him once and for all.
But Razgriz's home coming will be anything but joyous. He will not only have to contend with the past events of his supposed death, but the heartbreak, terror, and secrecy that came after it. Live's will be tested, friendships and families brought to the brink of disaster. the future of two worlds is at Stake. And all important, lying underneath, is the return of a great evil.

Spartans never die, they're just missing in action. This has never been more true for Jorge-052 as, after activating the slipspace drive that was supposed to kill him, he is instead flung into a strange world where war is but a distant memory. Will the aging soldier be able to adapt to this new peaceful planet? Or will his only salvation be found in finding a way back to his own chaotic universe?

(It's my first time, so be gentle)
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