• Member Since 16th Apr, 2013
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ThePristineEye


I exist, I do things.

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I was lacking inspiration to write a fanfic, so I asked Cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com
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CH1: Applejack, the farmer/musician/astronaut/cat-pony, learns he true meaning of life as she travels nowhere and learns nothing.
CH2: Rarity wants Spaghetti.
CH3: Mayor Mare organizes a dinner party.
CH4: Evil plans emerge.
CH5: Totally a ship.
CH6: (In the works as of now.)
The random tag is no exaggeration by any means.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 40 )

...Um...Does such randomness qualify for being called a story?

3925945 According to the mods who approved this? Yes.

Lol how u get it to do this

This is the most beautiful piece of literature I have ever read and probably will ever read. It is an even better love story then the classic romance drama Mein Kampf.

Why would anyone dislike this?

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Because it lacks that little something that Mein Kampf had. That hook, that spice that... excitment. We all can't be perfect I guess.

wat :rainbowlaugh: this was so funny

Finally my humor spreads

I now know how to write my story

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

This is hilarious.

Wait what just happened...
BECAUSE ITS HILARIOUS!!!

As the phoenix laid there in the rubble it began humming the intro music to Doctor Who/quote]
When I asked cleverbot about doctor who, he hated it.

I don't know why, but this reminds me so much of Rhett and Link's Caption Fail videos... :rainbowhuh: And I love every second of it! :yay:

3926117 A majority of it was by cleverbot, i just pieced the nonsense together. i wasn't aiming for a triple A best story ever and i was mainly an experiment.

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I wasn't bashing your story, I just needed to comment about Mein Kampf.

3927399 I have no idea why this is being compared to Mein Kampf in the first place. the content of that book made me die a little on the inside. Even if you were bashing the story I wouldn't mind of course.

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Fun fact, I own an original signed copy that was given to me by a ex-german wehrmacht officer in his will. Old family friends, guy died two years ago and named me specificly because I fixed his computer for him. Hilarious.

3925945 If you consider The Stanley Parable a video game than yes.

......the hell did I just read? *insta fave.*

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!:rainbowlaugh:

THIS STORY IS SO BEAUTIFUL A master piece a shining light in the darkness of bordem :raritystarry::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::derpytongue2:

Best thing ever All I need to say:eeyup:

4013789 I myself can't stop re-reading it and I wrote the damn thing..

This is beautiful.
I almost want to use cleverbot again. Then I remembered how frustrating it is.

4014131 Yep, very frustrating. took me ages to get any useful dialog. Cleverbot just goes off topic SO much I just wanted to- hold on.

Me: What should i do when I'm angry?
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
Me: Lance.
Cleverbot: Long or short.
Me: Long.
Cleverbot: Gee. I don't know if I remember any good long stories

Gya! see what I mean!

Awesome, simply awesome. Like your new pic to.

This makes sense because it is stupid. I understand stupid because I am the only female in my house. My mother, father, and sisters are all male.

SENSE HAS BEEN MADE. :pinkiecrazy:

4025541 How do you know their not females and your the male?? or the mail. That would make more sense. :pinkiecrazy:

4025567 I seconded this.

"He had just found episode three."
I don't know why, but that got me laughing so much...

Morgan Freeman? I thought it was Warden Freemen.
Don't mind me, I watch too much youtube. :pinkiehappy:

3928897 Stanley parable is just legal LSD

CAPTAIN WE HAVE CLOPPERS ABORAD!!!!!!!:derpyderp2::heart::trollestia:

you must have had a lot of fun, while writing this.

5196881 It fills me with a childish glee.

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