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// Mistake 
// Story: Do You Like Fish or Meat? - Short Stories by Cleverbot 
// by ThePristineEye 
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It was a beautiful day just like any other. Applejack, a young mare aspiring to be a cook, was walking her dog when suddenly she struck a conversation with a man about an unhappy internet robot. 

Of course, this man’s name was Ocean, he was very good at cartwheels and nobody knew his occupation and nobody cared. A mare in a dark trench-coat approached the two, and to their surprise it was Trixie: the Great and Powerful.

“Are you hitting on me?” Trixie asked.

Applejack didn't know how to respond to this. Suddenly, she saw everything.

“Rain,” Trixie replied.

“The vampire watches anime and the werewolf hides!” exclaimed Applejack in her defense.

Trixie was frightened by this and ran away. Before she disappeared into the horizon, she turned around and asked, “On the playground?”

Applejack decided to brush this off, so she went into a Denny’s. Santa Claus was there.

“What would you like for Christmas?” Santa asked.

“It’s not Christmas!” Applejack ran away in utter horror. And of course, since she was also a talented musician, she didn't just run away, she ran around the world. As she sat on the plane of destiny she chatted with some musicians next to her.

“What do you think of Twilight being a princess now?” Vinyl asked.

“It’s good,” responded Applejack for she clearly had too many on flight drinks.

“Send me the picture,” said Octavia, also clearly also having too many on flight drinks.

The joyous plane ride couldn't last forever. the plane landed nowhere. There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with her name out.

“I don’t know,” said the cop looking dude.

Applejack simply looked at the cop and said nothing.

“Just go with it dude,” said the cop looking dude.

Suddenly they both were locked into a kiss. Then, Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick in space.

“You are my Master,” said the cop. “If that is what you wish so be it.” And suddenly the cop burst into an angry jog and went back to his home planet for he was secretly Flash Sentry.

Applejack threw her newly grown hands into the air and screamed in agony.