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// Nothing 
// Story: Do You Like Fish or Meat? - Short Stories by Cleverbot 
// by ThePristineEye 
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The sun rose and shun through the bedroom window of the infamous PRINCESS CELESTIA. Since the whole “raising the sun” crap was just a scam, she woke up feeling unpleasant and in the mood to blow something up.

“Hey Luna,” Celestia calls out only just realizing Luna was under her bed.

“Yes?” she asked as she climbed out and dusted herself off.

“Can I blow you up?” Celestia says trying on her best puppy eyes.

“Only if you help me find my drilldo,” Luna replies.

“Alright,” Celestia says compliantly. “But you know drunk driving is better than sex right?”

“Yes,” Luna acknowledges. “But the key is on the pink flamingo.”

With little warning a royal guard burst through the door and everyone sighs in relief when they realize it wasn't Flash Sentry 

“My dog is died this morning?” the royal guard yells in confusion.

“Yes, but only a little.” Celestia says with little compassion.

“Why?"

“Because when you eat only half a dog he’s only half dead.” Celestia than began to rub her belly from with satisfaction.

“That makes as much sense as composition notebooks!” Luna says as she realized how scientifically inaccurate her sister’s statement was.

None of them knew that Twilight was listening through the walls made of hardtack. And if they did, they’d be file cabinets. Twilight began to devise a sinister plan.

“There can only be one sand, and that sand is pineapple!” Twilight began laughing maniacally for no other reason other than she was probably stoned or something.

“Twilight!” Celestia yelled through the hardtack. “Have you seen Luna’s drilldo?”

“Uh, no!” Twilight swiftly stuffs said drilldo underneath her pillow. Tomorrow, her plans would unfold.