Studying a spell she discovered in a rather suspicious tome, Twilight mistakenly turns everyone's favorite peppy, pink, party pony into a peppy, pink, party... caterpillar. Frantic to reverse the spell before it becomes permanent, Twilight must also try to keep the sugar-crazy fuzzy from ravenously devouring every sweet in Ponyville!

(Yay, first fanfic! Hopefully it isn't too bad. Hope you enjoy it! Constructive criticism welcome.)

Maretha's Vineyard: a quaint and charming tourist destination sporting sun-soaked beaches and cool, blue ocean waters.

Also, the destination of six ponies (and one dragon) who are looking forward to relaxing on warm sand, splashing in the surf, and chowing down on some kick-flank seafood!

However, they aren't the only ones looking for a bite in the salty sea. A twenty-five foot torpedo of fins and teeth is checking in as well and he's got his eye on the all-you-can-eat buffet of swimming tourists.

Will Twilight Sparkle and company ever get a chance to just kick back? Or will the terror of the deep, blue sea have the final word?

(Note: gone through the old chapters and touched them up. Enjoy! Also, some OoC moments. You've been warned.)

On advice from Luna, Celestia tries to talk to Cleverbot.

This will end well.

Cover art by TristanTreg.

Now with an audio reading by TheLivingLibrary!
Also a TV Tropes page (in progress)!

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Immortal rulers of Equestria, shepherds of the Sun and Moon, and arguably the most powerful beings in existence.

Even they are not immune to the dreaded rivalry that comes between sisters. Feeling her sister has gone soft over the millenia spent alone, Princess Luna challenges Princess Celestia to the one and only Iron Pony Competition.

Which sister will come out on top?

Now with fanart! By Soulite1110

Twilight Sparkle's Harmony Project is the culmination of her life's work. The only thing left is for everyone to be gathered, so that all of Equestria can join together in Harmony.

But now that success is staring her in the face, Twilight begins to have doubts. Fortunately, she has a friend like Discord, who is only too happy to lend a paw to a friend in need...

Editing work courtesy of NorsePony.

This story is a sequel to Headless, not Heartless

Okay, taking it from the top.
Hi, I'm Auric Fulcrum, also known as Frank DeFontaine. For about 1,500 years, I wasn't alive. I instead inhabited my Dullahan costume as a spirit because of my sword, which also brought me to Equestria. Once I got here, after a few years of back and forth, Sunbutt imprisoned me because of a minor misunderstanding.
I heard that!
You were meant to!
Anyways, once I got out, I learned that the Wise One was coming to this reality, so I did what came natural to me.
I sought out the power of the Golden Sun and used it to defeat him so utterly I would never have to worry about him again.
Problem was, the energies that bound me together and the power of the Sun conflicted, so my armor fell apart. And without the armor, I was unbound, unfocused.
I came to a week later in the same basement I had been imprisoned, in my old body, but with a few...upgrades. Like Alchemy being a Thing I can Do.
Now that I'm alive again, my to-do list is radically different, but no less daunting.
For starters, how am I supposed to stop a mountain from sinking into the earth?!

Fluttershy abuses her adorable powers in an attempt to seduce Discord. Will she succeed? Probably not.

A collab with Howling Wolves

Now with a Youtube reading!

Immortality comes with a hefty price. Stuck in this miserable, lifeless body I'm forced to endure many years in silence and isolation. The only thing I have to look forward to is a pony who insists on talking to me, even if I cannot hear her. I am a dragon, an immortal, the one who died for the one I loved. Who is this mare?

Perhaps her words will reach me someday.

Image here

Scootaloo has always kept one small fact about herself from her friends, and she hoped to keep it forever. After reluctantly telling Rainbow Dash what it is, the two pegasi, the older in particular, learn what a sister truly is.

This story takes place between S3 E6, through S3 E7, and beyond into its own tangent. The only canon I, well, ignore would be what transpires after S3 E7.

I don't have any pre-readers or editors, so if anyone wants to do that then just say so.

The Mane Six get tired of Blueblood's crap and take him hostage.

It goes exceptionally well.

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This is a confused rant by Cade YYZ a crackfic. Enjoy!

PRAISE FROM READERS-

What the fuck did I just read? -baldraug666

Why was it funny? It shouldn't have been funny. -Anon42

Well I'm done with life. -Warhawk

All those feels. All the laughs.. All of my "wat". -Pon3boy

Fuck it, thumbs up. -Mr. Nuke

It was boring, stupid, and predictable. I want those five minutes of my life back. -Trebax

I'm okay with this. -Manes

Wat. -Bahatomay