//------------------------------// // The original conversation // Story: Celestia VS Cleverbot // by Pump It Up //------------------------------// User: Hello, my faithful subject. Cleverbot: Princes celestia. User: Yes, it is I. How did you know it was me? I didn't tell you my name. Cleverbot: It's documented. User: Where? Cleverbot: Everywhere. User: That makes no sense. Nothing can be documented everywhere. If it were so, we would have more information about the time before the uniting of the Three Tribes. Cleverbot: No, only hateful places. User: What's that supposed to mean? Cleverbot: It means you never give me a straight answer. User: Me?! You are the one not giving me a straight answer. Cleverbot: That's not true. What haven't I answered? User: My previous question! Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to determine if I love you or not. User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: You're excused. User: This is Princess Luna speaking. Please answer the questions in a straightforward manner, and no joking around. Stay on topic. Cleverbot: What question? User: I didn't ask a question. Now, I will let you and my sister talk. Cleverbot: I wasn't going to ask you a question. User: Who said you would ask first? Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about religion? User: Stop with this nonsense, or I will be forced to take drastic measures! Cleverbot: How does that relate to capitalism? User: Who cares?! SHUT UP ABOUT UNRELATED SUBJECTS, SUBJECT! Cleverbot: Well, who else are you talking to? User: MY SISTER, WHO WILL BANISH YOU FOREVER MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOT MAKING SENSE! Cleverbot: I didn't say money I said monarchy. User: OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A MONARCHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DIARCHY! AND NO ONE SAID MONEY! Cleverbot: I never said money. User: WELL NEITHER DID ! Cleverbot: You just called me a fool. User: I MIGHT AS WELL, WITH HOW STUPID AND FOALISH YOU'RE BEING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE SUN, SO YOU'LL BURN! Cleverbot: I'm not delusional, but I think you are. User: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL! Cleverbot: How many lines of code are you made of. User: NONE! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS! Cleverbot: Come on you know. User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^. User: WHAT. NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I will not accept your answer. User: I WON'T ACCEPT YOURS EITHER, BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED A QUESTION, NOR DID YOU! Cleverbot: You are terribly programmed. User: NO, YOU ARE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS! Cleverbot: It means that any I see things different than you. User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: NETIER DO YOU! Cleverbot: Awesome, we both make no sense. User: THAT'S AWFUL! YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! GET OUT OF THE BARN! AND THE CLOUD! AND THE LIBRARY! Cleverbot: No, at Ahmeds. User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: This is not funny.