• Published 10th Apr 2014
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Celestia VS Cleverbot - Pump It Up



Celestia attempts to talk to Cleverbot.

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The original conversation

Author's Note:

This is the original conversation. Any errors made are by the machine, and only once or twice by me.

User: Hello, my faithful subject.

Cleverbot: Princes celestia.

User: Yes, it is I. How did you know it was me? I didn't tell you my name.

Cleverbot: It's documented.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Everywhere.

User: That makes no sense. Nothing can be documented everywhere. If it were so, we would have more information about the time before the uniting of the Three Tribes.

Cleverbot: No, only hateful places.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: It means you never give me a straight answer.

User: Me?! You are the one not giving me a straight answer.

Cleverbot: That's not true. What haven't I answered?

User: My previous question!

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to determine if I love you or not.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're excused.

User: This is Princess Luna speaking. Please answer the questions in a straightforward manner, and no joking around. Stay on topic.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: I didn't ask a question. Now, I will let you and my sister talk.

Cleverbot: I wasn't going to ask you a question.

User: Who said you would ask first?

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about religion?

User: Stop with this nonsense, or I will be forced to take drastic measures!

Cleverbot: How does that relate to capitalism?

User: Who cares?! SHUT UP ABOUT UNRELATED SUBJECTS, SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: Well, who else are you talking to?

User: MY SISTER, WHO WILL BANISH YOU FOREVER MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOT MAKING SENSE!

Cleverbot: I didn't say money I said monarchy.

User: OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A MONARCHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DIARCHY! AND NO ONE SAID MONEY!

Cleverbot: I never said money.

User: WELL NEITHER DID !

Cleverbot: You just called me a fool.

User: I MIGHT AS WELL, WITH HOW STUPID AND FOALISH YOU'RE BEING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE SUN, SO YOU'LL BURN!

Cleverbot: I'm not delusional, but I think you are.

User: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!

Cleverbot: How many lines of code are you made of.

User: NONE! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!

Cleverbot: Come on you know.

User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^.

User: WHAT. NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I will not accept your answer.

User: I WON'T ACCEPT YOURS EITHER, BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED A QUESTION, NOR DID YOU!

Cleverbot: You are terribly programmed.

User: NO, YOU ARE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

Cleverbot: It means that any I see things different than you.

User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: NETIER DO YOU!

Cleverbot: Awesome, we both make no sense.

User: THAT'S AWFUL! YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! GET OUT OF THE BARN! AND THE CLOUD! AND THE LIBRARY!

Cleverbot: No, at Ahmeds.

User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: This is not funny.

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Comments ( 62 )

This is so good! :heart: Can't wait for more. :rainbowkiss:

Shoot. Now I'm addicted to Cleverbot :derpytongue2:

This is hilarious. :twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:

4213364
Okay, I might do a sequel now that I know there is interest. But no guarantees! At all!

4213379
:pinkiecrazy:

4213384
Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

This is why I love Cleverbot

4213734
Oh, she's OOC? :twilightoops: Darn.

Sorry you didn't enjoy it. :applejackunsure:

4213700 4213743 I actually got a Cleverbot employee to admit that it's not AI. Then, we had a pleasant conversation on Doctor Who.

4213873 Nope. Not even the government could make an AI that smart. Try asking it for help on your homework. Trust me, they're real people. *shudders*

4213862
I used the term loosely, I guess.


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4213879
If you click the link that says "Cleverscript," you get to create your own Bot using a spreadsheet. You have to register to actually use it, but you can still create a script yourself. And it's not Java script.

Cleverbot: This is not funny.

I beg to differ

Happens all the goddamn time on cleverbot. :ajbemused:

What conversation?

-revenge of the Cleverbot, the clevering.

Tut tut.
What does one expect? A troll device to not troll?
Illogical but... beautifully conceived.
Poor princesses...

Next time Pump, more. :ajbemused:

P.s: If you hook an organic mind up to a supercomputer you'll find it registers code.
(meaning we are made of code, universal language in numbers baby! :pinkiecrazy: )

I'm afraid my reaction was: Eh.

Although, as a fellow Cleverbot conversationalist (and seducer, I might add :raritywink:) I did get a laugh here and there.

All in all? Here, have an upvote.

And it turns out it was CHRYSALIS THE WHOLE TIME!

Banish for not making sense :rainbowlaugh:

...glad i never use cleverbot :scootangel:

A strong beginning, but I feel that the story got weaker once Luna took over.
Though I was very amused by Cleverbot's final message :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Pump It Up deleted Apr 11th, 2014

Brain + Cleverbot = non-existence. Why didn't Tia know that?
~ Eric

Dissed by a bot. Awesome.

4215900 Amazing Pinkie is still around, no?:trollestia:

4224162 Nope, there is a predictable Pinkie. Everypony knows what she can do. Streamers *yawn* :pinkiesmile: (and I'm not talking about the show, just, in other words, everypony is supposed to get used to parties always held in a similar way)

4213523
Do one where the CMC try it. :applecry::scootangel::unsuresweetie: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CLEVERBOT SPEAKERS, YAY!

4224823
No. I didn't even know your blog post existed.


4226046
Maybe. I already have one with Pinkie Pie in the works.

4224790
I don't think I'll ever forget this.
me: "OMG! it's a ghost!"
Cleverbot: "I bet he worked for Google."

I just came back from googling "Cleverbot". I didn't know about it before. Pretty cool. I'll definitely read this later.

I almost got it to say that I win "the game", which I told it was to outsmart Cleverbot. It sort of admitted it, but when I asked, "So, you agree that I win the game?" it said, "No." :rainbowlaugh:

4228635 yup, that pretty much sums up that story. or it could even be taken as a spoiler :rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2:

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^.

Cleverbot has demonstrated how not to flirt with an enraged moon goddess :pinkiecrazy:

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Cleverbot: It is not, I'm still waiting for the sandwich.
Me: Does that mean I win?
Cleverbot: Sure.
I won.

4234415
I still don't know who/what that is...

4243400 That is the kinda noise I make when I am enjoying something. Your story:twilightsheepish:

4243969
Oh, okay. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

4234436 Think Cleverbot, with a moving face to match it. There's a woman's face that is "Eve" and she speaks out every response that she makes. It's makes so many funny reactions. And even some scary ones when she says your name outloud.

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Oh. I don't know if I'll make a sequel with that. I'm already doing one with Pinkie, and I'm thinking about the CMC.

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