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Pump It Up

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.


On advice from Luna, Celestia tries to talk to Cleverbot.

This will end well.

Cover art by TristanTreg.

Now with an audio reading by TheLivingLibrary!
Also a TV Tropes page (in progress)!

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 89 )

I know that feel. :rainbowlaugh: You would probably have better luck holding a conversation with a two-year-old.

OMG! I never have and never will speak with Cleverbot... * Giggles * I love these two.:twilightsmile:

I just :heart: this. It is epic and surprisingly exactly what I do with cleverbot. Wait. I dont set the room on fire at the least. So yeah...

So, lesson of life, never talk to cleverbot unless you want to look like :pinkiecrazy:. Gotcha...

Good story btw! :twilightsmile:

This is so good! :heart: Can't wait for more. :rainbowkiss:

Shoot. Now I'm addicted to Cleverbot :derpytongue2:

Okay, I might do a sequel now that I know there is interest. But no guarantees! At all!


Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

This is why I love Cleverbot

Amusing, I suppose.
Not my kind of humor I guess. Or maybe the OOCness of Luna got to me, but that's a pretty pathetic reason for a joke story like this.

Oh, she's OOC? :twilightoops: Darn.

Sorry you didn't enjoy it. :applejackunsure:

4213700 4213743 I actually got a Cleverbot employee to admit that it's not AI. Then, we had a pleasant conversation on Doctor Who.

4213873 Nope. Not even the government could make an AI that smart. Try asking it for help on your homework. Trust me, they're real people. *shudders*

I used the term loosely, I guess.

If you click the link that says "Cleverscript," you get to create your own Bot using a spreadsheet. You have to register to actually use it, but you can still create a script yourself. And it's not Java script.

Cleverbot: This is not funny.

I beg to differ

Happens all the goddamn time on cleverbot. :ajbemused:

What conversation?

-revenge of the Cleverbot, the clevering.

Tut tut.
What does one expect? A troll device to not troll?
Illogical but... beautifully conceived.
Poor princesses...

Next time Pump, more. :ajbemused:

P.s: If you hook an organic mind up to a supercomputer you'll find it registers code.
(meaning we are made of code, universal language in numbers baby! :pinkiecrazy: )

I'm afraid my reaction was: Eh.

Although, as a fellow Cleverbot conversationalist (and seducer, I might add :raritywink:) I did get a laugh here and there.

All in all? Here, have an upvote.

And it turns out it was CHRYSALIS THE WHOLE TIME!

...glad i never use cleverbot :scootangel:

A strong beginning, but I feel that the story got weaker once Luna took over.
Though I was very amused by Cleverbot's final message :rainbowlaugh:

I feel like Luna may have just failed the Turing Test. :pinkiecrazy:

Comment posted by Pump It Up deleted Apr 11th, 2014

Brain + Cleverbot = non-existence. Why didn't Tia know that?
~ Eric

This has me tempted to role play as Celestia with clever bot. :duck:

I remember I talked to Cleverbot with voice recognition.
Ended with some pretty crazy stuff.

Dissed by a bot. Awesome.

This is remarkably similar to how every conversation I have with Cleverbot ends. I've gone through a great many computers that way.

4215900 Amazing Pinkie is still around, no?:trollestia:

Make a sequel with Eve. :yay:

My personal favorite CleverBot convo?
Me: "*punches*"
CleverBot: "50 points for Gryffindor!"

I enjoyed this. I'll be thumbing up and favoriting.

While this isn't the first Cleverbot story on this site, it's still pretty accurate in regards to the situation showcased. :pinkiecrazy:

~The lizardman wonders if this was inspired by his blog post 'Cleverbot's opinion of the Royal Pony Sisters'

4224162 Nope, there is a predictable Pinkie. Everypony knows what she can do. Streamers *yawn* :pinkiesmile: (and I'm not talking about the show, just, in other words, everypony is supposed to get used to parties always held in a similar way)

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