Twilight's friends have been cordially invited to attend her housewarming party at Everfree Castle, to which they're all very excited. However, they're stopped by the bridge's new keeper, who won't let them pass unless they answer all of his questions correctly. Can the ponies do just that, or will they be subjected to eternal peril as a consequence for failing?

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9/25/2015 - New edits made to adhere to fimfic's guidelines regarding original vs lifted content.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are trying out their flag carrying skills. The enemy team is not happy about this, so they're hellbent on cramping these fillies' style. Permanently.

Absurd little crossover with Halo. Not Red vs Blue, awesome as that is. I just couldn't pass up the picture. How could anyone?

Rainbow Dash wants to hangout with Pinkie. Always-up-for-fun Pinkie Pie. Except just right now on this particular day she's not. She's lurking under her blankets and grumbling. Not just a day, but a grumpy day.

Well.

Rainbow Dash can't be having with this sort of thing. Time to give Pinkie Pie a piece of her mind.

The past is the past. Gone forever, untouchable, unchangeable. Accepting this is one of the great struggles of life, but if such a power did exist...
Where else but in temptation are our true values revealed?

Every afternoon, at four o'clock exactly, Princess Celestia sits down in her garden to a pot of tea and a plate of cake.

Every afternoon. Without fail.

Except for that fateful day, when she is given... jam and bread. While unexpected, maybe this isn't entirely unwelcome.

What's it been? 1000 years?
That's funny. It feels like much longer than that.

Let me tell you, being trapped in stone that long can do crazy things to a guy.
And when you were a little off your rocker in the first place...
But now I'm free. The leaders of this disgusting place trapped me here, and now they're going to pay.
I'm going to show them the real definition of insanity.

Big Daddies: The ultimate protector of the metal city of Rapture, guardians to the Little Sisters. For years they patrolled the underwater streets of the distopia, keeping their little ones safe. But with the fall of Rapture and the death of almost all of the Big Daddies, where does one go from there? To the land of Equestria, where peace and Harmony reign. Does this peaceful land need a silent protector? And can the Big Daddy find a place to call home?

A few quickies: Little Sister's word is law. The Big Daddy will also be a bit more like the Alphas, but that will be explained later. You might be a little lost if you haven't read the other stories, but only for a certain character.

Do you ever get the feeling that the world is out to get you and you specifically?

I have.

Many, many times.

Author's notes: Stream-of-consciousness story from the perspective of Twilight Sparkle. Don't mind me... just writing strange things again.

Beware the meta.

Greetings weary traveler/bored reader. Let me regale you with my tale. The tale of a mere mortal, with nothing particularly special to his name, brought to a magical land of dragons, minotaurs, griffins, and of course ponies. But he came as no mere human. He came as the epic warrior, the manliest of swordsmen, that most dashing of multiverse travelers, the mighty Gilgamesh! What adventures will this powerful and magnificent warrior find in his travels? HELL IF I KNOW! LET'S STRAP IN AND SEE WHERE THIS GOES!

Looking for cover art if anyone's interested.

Crossovers with:
The life and times of Xante, Baron of the Frozen Wastelands, First among Liches, Lord of the Dead, and Fabulous Rainbow Magic User

Golden Graces, Headless Headaches

I Will Hunt You Down

A Thousand Tortured Souls Scream My Name

Gravity of the Situation

Land of Friendship and Magic

And Then There Were 10… Er… 67

Son of Invention

Ten Against One

Time Ticks On

Let's Just Say That Umbra Really Needs to Put a Lock On His Diary

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May 25, 2014: I GOT FEATURED! HOLY CRAP THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Twilight returns from a friendly yard sale with some interesting knick knacks, including a lab notebook filled with intriguing equations and formulas. Spike takes a peek at it and is ecstatic to discover a recipe for a type of crystal referred to as "Blue Sky." Certain that it must be some type of turquoise, the enthusiastic dragon assembles a lab and starts cooking. Poor little guy... he will soon learn that chemistry must be respected.

(Tagged 'teen' because of the blue crystal. Don't worry, I'm not going to have Spike turn into an addict or a drug lord, I wouldn't do that to him. I do not own MLP: FiM or Breaking Bad, the copyright goes to their respective owners. No infringement intended, just a silly idea I thought up.)