Greetings weary traveler/bored reader. Let me regale you with my tale. The tale of a mere mortal, with nothing particularly special to his name, brought to a magical land of dragons, minotaurs, griffins, and of course ponies. But he came as no mere human. He came as the epic warrior, the manliest of swordsmen, that most dashing of multiverse travelers, the mighty Gilgamesh! What adventures will this powerful and magnificent warrior find in his travels? HELL IF I KNOW! LET'S STRAP IN AND SEE WHERE THIS GOES!

Looking for cover art if anyone's interested.

Crossovers with:
The life and times of Xante, Baron of the Frozen Wastelands, First among Liches, Lord of the Dead, and Fabulous Rainbow Magic User

Golden Graces, Headless Headaches

I Will Hunt You Down

A Thousand Tortured Souls Scream My Name

Gravity of the Situation

Land of Friendship and Magic

And Then There Were 10… Er… 67

Son of Invention

Ten Against One

Time Ticks On

Let's Just Say That Umbra Really Needs to Put a Lock On His Diary

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May 25, 2014: I GOT FEATURED! HOLY CRAP THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Darkness is upon the remnants of Humanity. Facing death or conversion by an unstoppable horde, Humanity turns to its last hope.

Six musicians. Can they harness the power of metal and stop this threat?

'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.

Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.

HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.

So, I'm just a regular guy, right? I mean, I'm nothing special. I'm a college guy, just starting out, and all of a sudden while writing a paper, PRINCESS LUNA falls into my bedroom! Next thing I know, I'm being pulled into Equestria, Celestia doesnt like me, and i need to help fight Nightmare moon! My first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated.

Is Equestria real? Or merely a far-off fairytale?

A simple brony goes on a quest to find the unimaginable; the world of Equestria. The chances to find it prove impossible; will he have the strength to overcome? How much faith will he have to supersede his bounds and obtain what is unobtainable?

Edited by:
Majesticyoshi and Revere91

Audio Book by Ender Brony

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."—William Shakespeare.

This story is about the latter. Alan Williams, a man trying to take a peaceful camping trip, finds himself in Equestria. Forcing to accept the idea that the show he has watched is not, in fact, fictional has taken a massive toll on his brain, torn as he is between the awesomeness of the situation as well as it's absurdity. What's worse, it seems he is not the first human to be teleported to Equestria, and now he has some big shoes to fill.

Greatness follows.

[...]To those just finding this 'un, ya found genuine gem. Keep your heads inside the respective chapter-comments. Watch out for spoilers. Buckle your seatbelt, fillies and gentlecolts. It's gonna be a wild ride.--Runcible Spoon

Approved by Twilight's Library

Book 1 of the Harmony for All Trilogy

A plush doll is always comforting. It's warm, fuzzy, cuddly, and calming. But what happens when it comes to life?

Jacob is about to find out when he wishes that his Luna plushie was real...

You'd think that bronies would end up in their humans forms or as ponies in Equestria. Hell, maybe they even get a little lucky and come out as something different, like a Diamond Dog, a griffin, or a dragon, like what I read in all the other tales of bronies across the world.

Pfft. What a load of crap.

I am Adam... at least, that's what I used to be called. You can refer to me as Praxis, a 17-year-old brony... and this is my tale. One of friendship and happiness, of abhorrence and neglect, as I try to gain the trust of those around me, and the few friends I had gained in Equestria helping me to get by.

This is my tale... as a demon in Ponyville's eyes.

My tale... as a satyr.

Told in 3rd-person omniscient. (The character is basically me.)

*"Others" tab: because FIMfiction won't let me add more than five characters - all of my rage - I've decided to use this tab to help make selections easier. Included in the story are:
1) Princesses.
2) A smidgen of Blueblood.
3) Some Doctor Whooves
4) Zecora and Carrot Top
5) Mane Six and Spike
6) CMC

I'm planning on collaborating with CraimerX's story, "What If: My Second Life", later on in this story. This is my first collab, but my third fan fiction in a row. This whole "Satyr in Equestria" idea was one that I had in my head for a long time, and it came because of all the references to Greek Mythology: the Minotaurs like Iron Will, the griffins, a Sun and a Moon Goddess like Celestia and Luna, and the Pegasi. You guys are what inspire me to either become a laughingstock and someone great in the eyes of you, the masses. Please enjoy this tale, and give me your honest opinion about it.

~S.W.

After a freak solar eclipse, Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are whisked away to the human world, where they are taken in by a happily lonely young musician. This young man and the ponies quickly become friends as the two adapt to living in a world different from their own.

Heavily Inspired by My Little Dashie and Rarity and I, along with the films of Alexander Payne and more specifically, the movie Beginners.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*