The balance of Equestria has shifted far too greatly! Doom is to set upon all of life at any moment and all life will surely end! If you ask me...? This is the best time ever to get your Cutie Mark in planetary safety and escapades. What? You don't want to come? Too bad! Once you're a crusader, you're always a crusader. Every crusader has an obligation to stick it out and make sure every pony gets their cutie mark... Even in life threatening situations.

So, fighting Celestia and stopping the entirety of reality from falling apart? Yeah... That's threatening and every Crusader has to help. Why? They made swearsies.

Apple Bloom - Nothing.
Sweetie Belle - Nothing.
Scootaloo - Nothing.
Rumble - Nothing.
Pipsqueak - Nothing.
Dinky Hooves - Nothing.

Theme Song

Ponies, assorted whatevers, We're gathered here today... For the most insane and explosive wedding you have ever seen.

Know Your Mare-universe is taken to it's greatest and final chapter, the wedding of Chrysalis and Discord. OCs welcomed and canon allowed, there is no holds in this pit of uncontrolled craziness.

When April Fools' Day comes, the greatest force of 'discord' is released without restraint or care. Why? Because it's Discord's birthday of course! A time of the year for chaos to rain down from the grass and into the bricks in the sky. That's how it is and how it will always be. But... Discord would never be above sharing the fun...

Disclaimer: I own no songs used. Just the redone lyrics if you have to give me anything.

A very large bit of the story is done in song from famed and other annoying musicals. Have fun.

Companion piece to Know Your Mare, The True Meaning of Easter, and Clop on the Ground.

The newly coronated Princess Twilight suffers an abrupt tragedy. Having lost two loved ones, she begins to question her own mortality, and that of her friends.

AJ, Dash, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy. . . they are just the beginning. Twilight will live for thousands of years, so every pony she cares about—every pony she will ever care about, will die.

She could barely handle the pain of one funeral, let alone the thought of hundreds of them. Twilight finds a clever way to ensure all of her friends never die. They can’t all be ageless alicorns, but they can all move into Twilight’s Dollhouse. Then they can be best friends forever.

Sequel: Twilight's Dollhouse 2
Fanmade Song: Twilight's Dollhouse

Source: Dreampaw
Editor: Gage of Grandiloquence, Breath of Plagues
Pre-read & Idea pony: TypeWriterError,
v1.1 Revised chapters 1-10 on May 1st 2013
--Pending a few more revisions, including ch. 14
Now on TV Tropes.

Older than Celestia herself, the Elements of Harmony have been passed down from handler to handler... And though Celestia and Luna's minds have have both long forgot what the Elements brought them, the true history behind them is eternal. A history of sacrifice, loyalty, and the intention of creating a world that two young princesses would be proud to carry on.

This is the story of the Ancient Elements of Harmony... The original seven members.

Art done by Ziom05

A typical cliché Trixie and Twilight story, where Trixie shows up at Twilight's library one day, asking for help. Only with a little twist.

Sorry that this delayed the Twixie series somewhat. I just really wanted to write a story involving filly Trixie and Twilight so much :3

Meet Daymos. He's just like any other pony in Ponyville.

He works.

He plays.

He has bodies in his basement.

Okay, maybe he's not like any other pony.

But he's only trying to help.

He's a killer with a conscience and murderer with morals.

So if you end up on his table... You probably deserve what's coming.

Author's Note: Okay, this is going to take a while... I have a HUGE story planned for this thing and it's going to take a while to write it all. But I feel like if I write like 3000+ words a week, I can make some headway on it. Now, about the story. It's not exactly a crossover; it's more of an 'inspired by'. One day, I started wondering how a Dexter-esque pony would play out and this spawned. I wanted to submit it to Equestria Daily... But I kept feeling like their requirements were so arbitrary and restricting. I almost dropped it because of all the tiny little nitpicks. So, here you are. Unabridged, unabashed, unedited. Enjoy.

This story is a sequel to The True Origin of the Cutie Mark Crusaders

A strange creature has wandered into town and ends up on Applejack's farm. AJ is not pleased but so many unanswered questions about him cause her to be curious. The dragon seems to have no family but the residents of Ponyville soon discover a link between the creature and the towns librarian.

Story Editor: bahatumay
Cover Image by: Voodoo - Tiki

Art added up to chapter 3!

I try to write a shipfic about Pinkie Pie, but she has other plans...

A collection of all my one-shot stories. From the comedies for everyone, dark tragedies, to sci-fi crossovers, and featuring a dozen story prompts from friends. You'll find a great collection of my short stories from 2013 onward here.

The mature volume of my one shots is called: Kaidan's One-Shot Compendium: Mature

Featuring: a short-story on a hang-over induced septuple body-swap, A Warhammer 40k crossover, Fluttershy visits an Animal Farm, Rainbow Dash makes homemade fireworks, and more!

Each story has brief tags at the top to alert you to the content, and short tags in the title:
E, T, or M for Everyone, Teen.
Genre tagged by first two lettrs. Comedy = Co
A Sex or Gore tag, if applicable.

ex: T/Co/Sex = Teen Comedy Sex.

*Formerly 'What If'? stories. Editors attributed in the A/N by chapter.