"Wwwwwwwelcome one and all to beautiful Haywaii! It's currently a nice, hot ninety degrees with a cool wind blowing in from the south. Perfect weather for hoof-gliding, surfing, or even a wedding!" the entire plane was nearly knocked out of the sky as every seat inside jumped and cheered from the happy fliers. The attendant stumbled for her mic and gave a nervous laugh, holding onto a nearby pole for dear life, "B-By your cheers, I can tell you're all here for a wedding. Heh-heh. Great. I'm sure it's going to be just the best. We'll be landing in about ten minutes and be unloading in twenty. Bare with us, you all had a lot of luggage," yet again, the plain thumped and shook as the crowded plane was filled with screaming enjoyment.
Down below upon the tropic island getaway, resort guests and islanders watched as that rickety, run-down plane made for a crash descent into the nearby airport. This island was already abuzz hours -days- before they plane was sighted about the grand festivities that were going to take place any time now. Stages had started to cover a great deal of the sectioned island for 'celebrations'. Whatever was going to happen, one thing was very clear... It was going to be loud, obnoxious, and out of control.
Just the way Discord liked it.
Upon arrival to the airport lobby, the guests were gestured to a massive board that had instructions made for them.
Our dearest guests,
And you shlubs that snuck aboard the plane,
We welcome you to our wedding grounds. As per your visit, we have rented out the entirety of Haywaii so as not to linger on unwanted guests.
How did we do it? With money. Buckets of money. Money that could make Celestia be a cheep(ier) whore. Swarm empire money, suckers!
Please enjoy your stay until you are summoned at a later hour. Upon the sound of seven bells, you will all be granted entry into the grounds for the ceremony. Granted, if you have your invitation that is.
I don't need an invite because it's my party.
However, we would like to call upon our specially invited guests for a private matter at this time. If you were given a special invite, please show yourself to the parlor at the nearby resort.
That means you 'no-names' can go eat a sandwich since you weren't cool enough to hang with the important ponies.
Until later tonight, we bid you a fond farewell.
Don't drop the soap!
The instructions were... interesting to say the least. But, the point was made well and clear to everyone. Sure enough, those with the special invites went on their way towards the nearby resort; granted, many with skeptical and wry ideas on the whole affair. Entering the parlor of the resort, they were greeted by a red mare with a fair mane situated beside a television. "Aloha," she greeted them, a bright smile coming across her face as the ponies filled the room, "You must be the ones Chrysalis informed me about. I am Fox Trot, of course. And I was told to take count that everypony is here before going further..."
With a swift flash of her horn, a pen stroked from across the room along with a list of names. "Let's see here..." her eyes darted up time and again as she checked names to the faces.
"Six Goody-two-hooves...? Check..." Twilight Sparkle led her friends, as well as every other pony in the room into a hateful groan.
"Three little trouble makers...? Check..."
"One harlot and one starlet...? Check..."
"Two leaders of the pickle rebellion...? Check..."
"A God Among The Meek...? Check..."
"One un-categorized lizard...? Check..."
"Aaaaand... Some pointless noponies that blend into the background...? Check-a-roo..." Putting the list down and looking to the guests, Fox Trot was met with nothing but spite filled eyes and unspoken threats, "...I'm just reading it how it was wrote. So, if that's done, can we move on to the reason you were all brought here?"
"If it means leaving this mediocrity sooner, gladly..." Twilight spoke for the group.
"Alright. Now, her ladyship and his lordship will be FAR too busy to speak to any of you before the ceremony, so they put me -their beautiful and talented wedding adviser- in charge of letting all of you know who will have a roll to play and what it will be," a fairly common practice for any wedding, the crowd nodded with mixed chatters.
Without another word, Fox Trot flicked the TV on and stepped aside, allowing everyone to watch as the screen flickered to the vision of Discord lounging on the beach.
Pssst...
Huh...?
You're on...
I am? OH! I am, aren't I? Well, hello there you lucky foals you. This is a great day for everyone... We have bands performing! And I ordered a raspberry cake. Ah... Anyway, before we do this whole ordeal, I need to have a few ponies do some wedding jobs for me. You know, the whole yadda-yadda. Mostly, I just need a best stallion by my side. Everything else I had already covered before I even got here unlike my bride-to-be.
So, I thought long and hard on this, really... And the only logical choice I could make... was naming Fluttershy my best stallion. Why? Because I'm Discord!
The TV flickered out again and everyone's attention was swiftly shot to Fluttershy and her own shocked expression. "W-W-Well, I, um... I-I guess..." she murmured off to herself, feeling herself shrink into the crowd around her.
"Now, let's move on to Chrysalis..." Fox Trot twitched the videos with a flick of magic and started the next tape.
Much like before, everypony put their attention to the screen, but this time what came to the screen was Chrysalis standing before a fire place; calmness ringing in her expression.
I won't linger upon details or anything of the such. Furthermore, I won't bother you with any other job then my maid-of-honor. For you see, unlike my dolt of a husband-to-be, I have already taken care of my predating plans. That being said, my thoughts were lingering for days on who I would decide upon. Who I would feel the most honor standing beside in this honoring moment of bliss. That is when the idea finally set into me.
The one I have decided upon has been righteous, kind, and an inspiration for me as well as every pony that lives under her. At this moment, I would ask for Princess Cadence to step forward...
A rush of pure shock came to Cadence at those words. Her mind swirled with emotions, but she stepped forward none-the-less. In this moment, Cadence could feel it... Making amends was finally at hand. This was a momentous day indeed for all of Equestria.
Great... Now turn around, bend over and kiss Spike's ass because I pick him!
Everypony in the room gasped at once while Cadence dropped her jaw, dumb-founded. The only one not to gasp was, in fact, Spike; who started laughing and clapping his claws together. "OH MAN! IN YOUR FACE! WOO!" the little drake spun around and lifted his tail up high, using the tip of it to spank against his rear, "You heard her, Cadence. Kiss it!"
HELL.YES!
Ahahahahaha
The ending was hilarious! Still haven't received a form ...
nice
The only thing I can think of :
you got that last line form Gorge Lopez lol. Still good
I see the sneaky George Lopez reference you put in there clever...anyone seen pip?
Here we go! :D
This is gonna be one big charlie foxtrot.
And I thought Twilight would be happy with a Checklist. The list was great but the ending was perfekt.
Carry on good sir and I will follow you to the pits of hell! fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/207/b/1/rainbow_salute__sfm_gif__by_argodaemon-d6ehks1.gif
This may just set a record for fastest-featured story.
Five bucks says this ends in a volcanic eruption and an angry horde of headless chickens overrunning the island.
This is going to end badly. I just know it
But keep up the good work man
That ending.
2950367 Nobody would go at those odds. It's way too likely.
Wait a minute...
Ha ha! George Lopez wins!
2950584
Do't worry. From past experiences, it's as final as Final Fantasy.
Just a question...are Cadance and Shiney the leaders of the pickle rebellion?
2950637 If this story dies, so will the website. At least in my heart.
Spike is a goner when Twilight gets her hooves on him.
Great story so far, this will be interesting.
2950482 I'll do it!
Kufufufufu~ Absolutely splendid. I dont know how you make time freeze until the wedding is written. Discords work perhaps? Oh well, Ill be watching nearby in the mist until my time comes. Till then. Kufufufufu~
F1utt3rShI~
(Daemon Spade)
Bring in all the oc's
One dislike.
FIND THE TRAITOR!!!
Classic!!!!!
You and I both know how this wedding will end: in chaos.
2950680 I thought they were the harlot and starlet...
2950637 Yeah... That's a good point, actually. I mean, How many chapters of KYM has there been since the "end"...?
Checking...
...40. 40 extra chapters since 'FINAL BATTLE: Equestria.'
Yeah, I'm not worried anymore.
Awesome just want to make more chaos if thats alright with you can I recieve a form and appear out of no where so i might get in heck not its your choice anywho on with the kissing of spikes arse
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Dayum!
That last line
2950637 No. This IS the end.
O-o-oh my god XD I did not expect that!
That last line!
2951047 I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this comment. You've put me in indecision. You filthy- *TECHNICAL ISSUES!*
2951047
I'm pretty sure you said that about Final Battle: Equestria. I'm not taking your word for it after 40 bonus chapters.
2951047 OnCe agAin, i'Ve oUTlivED AnoThEr gRaNd CiViLizaTIoN... yES, I SaiD "GrAnD", doN'T ExpECt mE To SaY ThAt abOuT AnYThInG elSE.
2951239 images.wikia.com/ben10fanfiction/images/f/f2/Slenderman_static_emote.gif
But I have to say, I am thoroughly excited for all this OC attention...even if I don't have one. (I hope you add that Slendermane one in though!)
Are we going to get the forms soon? I'll just be patient.
Ooh, nice burn.
what this is the final story in know-your-mare universe?
man you first need to get Sunset a boyfried
Don't worry, I'll get you the wedding present...eventually...
2951539 That gif went perfectly with the song I was listening to. It looked like Slendy was dancing to it
*walks into the other room as I grab a sandwich and take a bite. The sandwich then jumps up and smacks me across the face and walks off* Of course, it's Discord's wedding, nothing is going to be as it seems. I'm kinda scared to try the punch now.
Well this is hilarious! Looking forward to the rest of it.
2951531 True, but that was a great deal of time ago... At that time, I had no idea that I could drag the series out as far as I have. But, the train has to end.
2951776 Try this image. I guarantee that whatever you listen to, he dances to the beat.
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give a me a form please
2951912 I've been trying this out for like ten minutes and he hasn't failed yet!
Great... Now turn around, bend over and kiss Spike's ass because I pick him!
My sides are gone.