Discordia: Turn on the Lights.

by overlord-flinx

Intermission 1: Everyone needs a break.

Cap'n... I gotta go tinkle...

Good. I have to drop a deposit in the porcelain bank.

What's that mean, Cap'n?

What does tinkle mean?

...

...I'll be back in a few minutes.

Me too.

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For your viewing pleasure in this intermission, please stop and listen to this rather pointless moment. This holds no purpose, but I for one thought it would be humorous while Discord and Pip are gone. Enjoy.

I Just Saw Clop
Original: I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island.
Performed: Queen Chrysalis, Spike, Rainbow Dash

Sometimes...
(Oh~~ Oh~~ OH!)
We read something so awesome in this world,
(Chrysy~~!)
Buckin' words can't express it all, so,
(This Drake and Pony)
You just gotta sing!

I just saw clop!
(WOAH!)
And it was so, so good!
(So, so good!)
Makes me wanna get alone and see more,
(Clo~~~p)

I just saw clo-o-o-ya-op!
Can't hope to ever beat that,
(Ever beat that)
Having sex with Shining was nowhere close to that!

Have you ever read clop? I have, it was too cool,
(Yeah)
It felt so good when I got a wingboner,
(Yeah)
Twi let me rent it, it was a real quick turner,
Clop like that can make a quiet mare to a moaner.

Never guess what I just did, saw clop,
If I had to describe the art, it was 'rare',
When I saw the clop, man, I really felt great,
And I hid the pics after I was done.

Oh, hey, just readin' here, guess what kind of book it is?
It's clop, soft-core, with some a little pictures here and there,
Was real nice of Twi to let you take that thing.
Nice of any mare ever.
Let's sing.

I just saw clop!
(WOAH!)
And it was so, so good!
(So, so good!)
Makes me wanna get alone and see more,
(Clo~~~p)
Have to show the world!

Serious though, you'd be surprised the kind of stuff in here,
Get's really messed up,
But dude, buck it,
I'm not complainin' 'bout a good thing,
It's as easy as that,
How good?
Always done in ten seconds flat,

I'm really grateful to the artist for letting me have somethin' to clop to,
Cus' really, I'd get off to anything happening at the zoo,
Forgetting that, reading through some hot clop is so better,
Plus I don't get in trouble for sendin' Rare' sexual letters.

So this song goes out to the pervs,
That write and draw all the clop for us,
Whether art or story, maybe rough or soft,
We want to thank you all, for clopping to us,

It was mostly mare on mare,
(Doesn't matter, that's clop)
My wings went up six times,
(Doesn't matter, that's clop)

I think Twilight was in one,
(Doesn't matter, that's clop)
The words were censored out!
(Still clop!)

I just saw clop!
(WOAH!)
It was your dreams come true,
(Dreams come true)
Now be honest, if you read clop in the last thirty minutes,
Then you're justified to sing along!

I just saw clo-o-o-op!
(Everypony sing!)
And it was so, so good!
(We all love clop!)
Makes me wanna get alone and see more.

I just saw clo-o-o-ye-op!
(We just saw clop!)
Can't hope to ever beat that,
(Ever beat that)
Cloppin' off to Celest' just can never compare!

Comments

[Tachyon Xenophile]

The clop...
IT BURNS!
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[demanji]

well then that's...um...yeah

[Clemerl]

2984645 Ditto

[Alen]

Soooo... did Queeny just admit that she clops to Celestia?

[CrowMagnon]

2985348 Who doesn't?

It's time now to honor the Cloppers of Equestria!
~Cloppers of Equestriaaa!~
Today we honor you, Queen Chrysalis.
~Queen Chrysali-is!~
You know just how to get any stallion you want... by becoming the mare he wants!
~One-woman harem!~
And even though your plan feed off the love of Equestrians would have ultimately collapsed on itself due to trying to take over with a terrifying army...
~Didn't think this through!~
... That picture of Celestia you keep in your sock drawer says you at least know how to feed yourself.
~If you know what I me-ean!~
So here's to you, Queen Chrysalis
~Cloppers of Equestriaaaaa!~

[Dragonas77]

Well, this was just amazing. Yep. Not a clue how you can top this in terms of songs, but looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

[Shadowstalker]

Well, I guess I can sing along then.