The Royal Discordian-Swarm Wedding.

by overlord-flinx

Part Two: Not On The List!

The Royal wedding. What an honor for any guard to do their job in protecting for. The prestige, the glory, the respect. Could a guard ask for anything more? Actually, yes... They could ask to guard a REAL royal wedding! But, no. Here Sunshine Smiles and Frolicsome Meadowlark stood tall and imposing at the gates of the wedding they were hell-bent on protecting.with their lives. Even if they didn't fully understand why they were protecting it. Yet, a job was a job.

The two kept their wings tucked at their sides as they stood at opposite sides of the barred entryway. Adorned on both of them were clip boards just below their eyes so they could check names to the guest list. As they waited there for the first guests to arrive, Sunshine Smiles let out a grievous sigh. "Meadowlark?"

"What troubles thee, Sunshine Smiles?"

"I was just--Did you just say 'thee'?" Sunshine gave his partner a curious look.

"We're on duty. I thought a little 'ye olde' was called for..."

Sunshine pondered on that idea for a moment and simply snorted. "I suppose so. Anyway, on with my point of sighing. Do you have any idea why we're here?"

"It's very simple... Princess Luna is our handler and personal leader. Pipsqueak is Princess Luna's most dearest friend. Pipsqueak is the son of the two getting married today. Out of good nature, Princess Luna offered Pipsqueak our services for protecting the wedding. That is why we're here... To protect our lady's friendship," Meadowlark decreed with a stern and steadfast nature about him.

"...So we're a wedding present?"

"Pretty much," they both groaned and slumped against the gate they were protecting. However, they both straightened up and looked lively as they spotted a large cluster of ponies drawing in. "Play it strong, Sunshine Smiles... We're dealing with some strange outsiders today..."

Together, the two gaurds awaited the coming group, ready to accept and turn-away any and everyone that would try to break in. The good name of their princess was on the line. And they would be damned if they let anyone ruin Luna-Pip cookie time by destroying a good faith gift.

Author's Note:

Too short? Yes. Why? Because the next chapter has over fifty characters getting introduced, having a length of dialogue each, and the plot of the wedding starting. Don't like it? Kiss Discord's speckled butt. I'll have the next chapter out before the end of the month. See ya!

Comments

[Dragonborne Fox]

Discord has a speckled butt?

Oh wait, he's a Draconequus!

*shot*

[Paton Pendeng]

... oh, how you tease us, Overlord-Flinx.

[Chaotic Note]

Gah. Tooooooooo high of a cliff hanger!

[Juria]

This isn't a cliffhanger, it's a mountain summit!

[doorcf]

OMG the fun will begin soon enough

[Tatsurou]

'Luna-Pip cookie time'

That line made me crack up!

[gwarrior2013]

FINALLY ABOUT TIME YOU UPDATED!!

Also, aproximately when should the next update be so I won't be as impatient until then.

[Dirty Bit]

I have no qualms. You go about your pace whilst I imagine how it plays out

[overlord-flinx]

3078391 End of the month. 30th at the latest.

[KaijinZero]

man i hope they dont give me problems...things tend to die when stuff gives me problems

[Alen]

Let me get this straight Luna, Mistress of Night, Kepper of Moon and Stars has guards called Frolicsome Meadowlark and Sunshine Smiles?
Are they sure they signed up for the right princess? At least they know whats importent. For Equestria! For the Princess! For the Cookies!

But seriously I like them already and the whole Luna-Pip friendship givesme the Dawwww´s.

[overlord-flinx]

3078599 These two are hardcore. Sunshine can snap your neck with just a twist of his wings. Meadowlark has recipes and understandings of every kind of poison. Also, they both know how to make double chocolate fudge cookies without getting them burned and at only half the calories.

[Raptor]

i.qkme.me/3tpwgr.jpg

[gwarrior2013]

3078459
Thanks.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Well at least this is better then nothing. Hope we don't have to til the end of the month.

[Dragaen]

why does Smiles sound so familiar.

[silverstream]

YEAH!!!

[Piece Bot]

3078626
Wow. Just ... wow

[mr. tallyman18]

two OF updates in one night, oh Flinx you spoil us.

[Toaster]

3078626 Let me get this straight... wait, did you say cookies?

[Eventide Indigo]

This probably means my OC actually made it!

Ohmygosh. I'm going to be in a freaking Overlord-Flinx story.

[Jahoosaphat]

Hey, is it too late to submit?

[Hawkclaw]

Can i have a form?

[Magatsu Orpheus]

...So what happened to that end of the month thing?

[overlord-flinx]

3357660 Complications happened.

[Chaotic Note]

50 characters... are a bit much.
Yeah. I just read that now.

[DisUsernameScreamsKhaos]

3358996 So... I just found the Know your Mare fic today... Started reading it... and ended up here... Will the next chapter be out eventually?

[Tik-Tok-deerpony]

I think my definition of a month and your definition of a month is completely diffrent

[overlord-flinx]

6894377 K.

[Dracosaurian]

I wanna sign up! I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!!

[Lord-of-Rhodor]

Is it possible for me to submit an OC of my own? If so, I have one. His name is Power Chord. He's a unicorn with a tan coat, and his mane is deep red with gold flecks. He is a rock 'n roller and his cutie mark is of an electric guitar being struck by lightning.

[Kitsulestia]

I think it might be a cool idea to see Nyx from Past Sins in the fic!