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I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me.


Hunger grips at us all... But have you ever been so hungry for one single thing that you were willing to break the laws of reality to get what you wanted? Sunset Shimmer sure did. That's why she embarked on this crazed mission to risk life and limb for her true love: Steak. And, if she happens to find a leather jacket to bring home? That'll just be a bonus.

The suspense! The thrills! The goofy-comedy! All while keeping a horrible secret under it all! What will happen? Find out!

Spin-off of: "Know Your Mare" and "Shimmer, My Big Bad Sis."

Chapters (3)
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Oh yes. THIS is gonna be a good one.

~Skeeter The Lurker


It's here!! :yay:
It's now waiting in line to be read, between the latest chapters of Taken for Granite and my ongoing read through of This Platinum Crown. :twilightsmile:

Your mind is just full of fantastic ideas.:twilightsmile:

:twistnerd: You are comedy.
:scootangel:You are other things too, but comedy is your cutie mark.

This is going to be hilarious.

You know what I think would be interesting? They actually bump into the actual Sunset Shimmer of that world - who Sunset never bumped into while she was there cause she lived in another area of the world and is this Sunset's polar opposite - and is this world's Pipsqueak's ACTUAL big sister.

3085767 ...By God... That's better than what I was originally going to do...


Uh, you do know that the FBC got taken down long ago, right? :unsuresweetie:

3085823 WHOA! Flagstar Bancorp Inc is gone?! :pinkiegasp:

any chance anyone knows what Pip looks like in our world? or that world? not sure exactly, going to guess some other earth considering peoples skins are freakin Technicolor as well.



No. :facehoof:

The group to which you just added your story not so long ago: The Featured Box Crusaders.

OMG hilarity will ensue in a very epic way as always

Going after steak?........ I'm on board for this.

I can't wait for Pip to ask what steak's made of. After trying it of course.:pinkiecrazy:

when Luna realizes Pip never went "night-night" she is gonna freak

Brother-sister bonding over steak. That's what you get when you mix d'aww with awesome.

Dear God Flinx has done it again.

Lars cancels Breathe; Laughing too hard.

Dear God he's done it again! More please. :fluttershysad:

Your Sunset Shimmer continues to amuse me. Keep up the good work!

Oh god. That line. Brings back amazing memories of DF for me.


I suppose 3 years in the human world would do that. Though you think she realizes that taking what you want tends to consequences in the long run. Guess she's not all that smart. Also, you;d think she realize the physiological rammifications and the the fact that an herbovirous species would be unable to process meat. Or she just doesn;t care.

Though seeing Alt-Discord, Alt-Chrysalis, and the others would be a riot.

(I imagine Discord could be a former principal, Chrysalis... maybe the assistant to the intendent or something with Sunset and Pip being students...)

3087920 It's a comedy :trixieshiftleft:. If you want logic and actual sense as well as exact character portrayals, go read a serious story of mine.

Dawwww what a great deception. Queeny must be so proud of her little son.

Hilsome! Awarious! Eh you know what I mean.

Wow... I have never been first comment, so this is how it feels..... I like it.

Anyways, I can't wait for the next chapter, this will be a fun story to read since, as far as I know, I am 1 of few people who likes Equestria Girls with in the fandom.

Heh, pretty hilarious for a short chapter. I could definitely see Pipsqueak overreacting about his human form, but grieving over the loss of his tail? That's new.

Pretty great for a second chapter, but not my all-time favorite since I'm not a fan of less-than-1000 word chapters.

~Tempered Metal


Let the power of murder-flesh flow through you.

Gain strength from it, and seek to acquire more.

Share its decadence with those you deem worthy, and spread the glory of MEAT to the farthest reaches of the Earth!

True, but just one thing about it bugs me till this day about the movie, in the scene where twilight hugged flash after he got her out of that predicament with luna, the blinds in the background went up on their own.

Dear lord! My brain creating backstory!

The reason no one paid attention to Sunset Shimmer suddenly showing up three years ago (when Sunset first arrived in the human world) is because the human world Sunset had been attending that school previously, and had been the queen of the school. However, during the summer break of that year, her parents (died/coma/mysterious disappearance, take your pick) and she dropped out of school to get a job in order to take care of Pipsqueak, her beloved little brother (sibling love, nobody turn that into a clopfic, PLEASE!).

This is going to be interesting. At what point is Pip going to realize that's Sunset standing over him? He obviously didn't recognize her.

"Dude, where's my ass?"


Simple. 'Twas magic.

A wizard did it.



nobody turn that into a clopfic, PLEASE!

:rainbowlaugh: You know that's totally going to happen now, right? Someone somewhere is going to do it?

It's terrible, but it's true.

*sigh* I know...but one can hope it will either be well written or a troll fic.

3091725 ...Then I shall be the one to write it... I created these two... So I must be the one to dirty my hands.

And, since my thoughts lead to it, I shall read it. I owe it to them.


On a whim, I began scrolling through your favorite stories list.

So... many... clopfics... @_@

Seriously, they're like, 90% of the first three pages...

With that much exposure to what is and isn't good, I have no doubt you'll do well...

3092108 Clop can easily entice anyone. A true artist can write a story that entices your mind. That's why my favorites are so... toxic.


... Wasn't saying it was necessarily a bad thing...

'Sides, it's not like I don't have a ton of that stuff safely tucked into my 'read later' list where other people can't stumble across it...

the thumbnail and title makes it look like shimmer is saying: STEAAAAAK!!!!!

Moar, I need to see how pippy will fit in.

Pipsqueak really steaked the claim of the bathroom

I like what you've done with native Shimmer and Pip. And Pipsqueak we know is hilarious.

Where do I tinkle?

I laughed so hard at that.

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