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This story is a sequel to Luna makes toast.

One average evening, one average princess, one average kitchen, and one average checklist on how to cook... Somehow, this sounds very familiar.

A simple one-Shot about sweet Celestia doing perhaps one of the most mundane tasks... Again, this sounds familiar.

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You've gotten me hungry for hamburger helper now:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:. That's kinda funny though.

:rainbowlaugh:Can someone please teach equine how to make Macaroni and Cheese! Nice little read to help raise my spirits on a Friday.

Here's to hoping for part 3; Cadence trying to be wifely to Shining Armor after several years of having fallen out of practice cooking. Or not having mastered anything beyond the basics like Mac N Cheese. Something like that :twilightsheepish:

Great, now I'm hungry too, Celestia. :rainbowlaugh:

[Heifer Helper] OMG:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

This is excellent, as per your norm. Although... Can you broast spinach? And why on earth would you put vinaigrette on anything that had been broasted? It would be like pouring beurre blanc sauce on flash fried chicken.

4959302 Think in a world of an entirely vegetarian race.


Well yes, I just doubt that spinach could take it. It's hardly absorbent enough to benefit from the deep frying part, and it would probably implode in the pressure cooker. You would probably have to freeze it solid before you cooked it, like when you want to put pickled onions in a pie so they'll stay crispy.

That was hilarious!

Broasted spinach and vinaigrette. That sounds pretty appetizing :raritystarry:

4959351 I'm not looking to make sense, I'm looking to make it sound fancy.


Broasting? Fancy? :rainbowhuh: ....... Fair enough. :derpytongue2:

Only Celestia would mess up boxed mac and cheese...

I don't know if I'm seeing things, but the scene of Celestia in the kitchen reminded me of the kitchen scene from Sword In the Stone. :pinkiehappy:

More like "Single bowl of her own Kraft."

And now celestia AND luna try to make lunch!
The chef is dismayed when he gets back :yay:

how does cadence and twilight cook

Princesses being unable to cook seems to be a common theme.

Instant Mac&Cheese? I'll show you insta -

Ahhh, but they would expect Discord to make a chaotic mess while trying to cook lunch. Therefore, he'd cook the entire meal perfectly and without incident, just to mess with them. :pinkiehappy:

:pinkiegasp: Luna can't make breakfast (the morning meal) and Celly can't make dinner (the evening meal)! Would that mean that their celestial bodies impact their cooking skills?:trixieshiftright:

I think what i love most about this fic, is that it somehow dragged Luna Makes toast up on the popular bar along with it.

4972388 No. Twilight makes lunch, Cadence makes a midnight snack

I hope Celestia's kitchen doesn't have a microwave oven, otherwise her bones will eventually glow in the dark from oven-misuse.

Twilight makes lunch for a date?
Cadence makes snacks for friends?
Though I suppose that it wouldn't be a midnight snack, but still...

4981440 Midnight snack because Cadence looks like a morning person, and I think Twilight making anything would be great because she overthinks everything

:rainbowlaugh: Yeah, this story made me smile. :pinkiesmile:

Or she gets distracted in the middle of making it, as she overthinks the creation of the most basic of foods...:twilightblush:

Got to love these sisters!:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:


That is absolute genius.


That is absolute genius.

4980023 Yea. I can see it now during first contact.

Luna: So we agree. My sister isn't allow anywhere near cooking related devices when she's on Earth.

Earth Ambassador: Agreed. She shall not be let anywhere near any microwav.....

Suddenly big explosion.

Ambassador and Luna: What the hell was that!

Celestia walks in glowing with a bowl of ramen.

Celestia: Hey Luna. I found this wonderful human device called a microwave.

The ambassador does a face palm and Luna a facehoof.

Not only did I love how Celestia ruined the whole castle with cheese, but the brick joke with the broasted spinach with a light vinaigrette was clever. :pinkiehappy:

...look legit.

6048410 yep. I can see Tia either making a monster of a dish or somehow destorying a castle to make a dish. Well if the villians want to beat Tia, just trick her to make a dish and instant castle take over.:rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

Delightful :)

Truth be told, I don't think I've ever had max n cheese.


That gave me a good laugh and I'm happy I came across this story. Thanks for writing it, it was a true joy.

With a small nod and a gentle pat atop the avian head of her dear phoenix Philomena

Quick question, what is Celestia patting the bird with? Humans use hands, but I don't think that hooves would work quite as well. And considering bird perches are usually between head and shoulder height, I don't know if a horse could do that while walking or standing.

8195396 considering it's a world of ponies, I imagine they have their there decor scaled to match their own hight. And seeing as I'm able to pay a bird on the head without trouble, I'd imagine a creature that had the stand built in the first place would have it scaled to a point they could do the same. Have a little imagination. :raritywink:

Fair, but then the perch would also be significantly below eye level for the pony, so they can't make eye contact as easily. Truly, it is a sad life ponies lead where they cannot pet their birds while looking them in the eye.
This is all a moot point however, since at the time i made that original comment, I had forgotten that ponies routinely move their limbs in ways no actual animal ever could.

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