Derpy Hooves... King Sombra... Two beings that have one thing in common... Absolutely nothing. But from absolutely nothing, can they work together to break out of a jail? Probably not.
A companion piece to Know Your Mare.
One-Shot.
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All I can say to this is, YES ALL OF MY YES!
The taste of vengeance and muffins.
Why not have done more
mufin!
Words fail to describe what I am feeling right now. Mostly good.
This was Excelent...
Just yes.
Nice job.
Vengence is mine sayith the Derp! For all of five minutes...
oh Derpy
They are now sentenced to prison for life.
I hope they're happy.
Didn't know Derpy was so blood thirsty.
Why would you protest to this!?! It's marvelous!
Ack, horn-breaking. I don't have a horn obviously, but it sounds really painful.
However, I must say I enjoyed the randomness. Quite a strange fic, I must say.
Strange and short indeed, but amusing.
...Was Derpy just an accomplice to murder?
2158037 Oh, that's so cute. You think she was the accomplice.
She is not to be treated like a criminal, so let's through her in a cell with on of the deadliest ponies in history. Right.
2205807 Deadliest by what body count? Honestly. I will rewrite the entire story if you tell me ONE pony he killed.
2205831 He has the power to enslave an empire. Yes he didn't kill in your story but he can easily kill if he chooses.
2205831 Plus who know how many crystal ponies he sent to their death when he first ruled.
2206271 In other words: "none".
2207053
He's still more menacing than Chrysalis.
2212735 ...Get out...
2212775
I'm just saying that one needed an entire army and had to feed off the emotions of a brainwashed stallion for who knows how long to be a legit threat and the other didn't.
2212815 I could rebuke that, but it isn't worth it...
If let me get this straight... Derpy was falsely accused of vandalism of Doctor Whooves' Phone Box with a bat and was sent to Canterlot's prison? Sounds like Tyrant Celestia.
2784469 She vandalized and stole from royalty. As well, she was insisting a rebellion. Or, at least that's what the reports said.
Well...that could of gone better
"Derpy Hooves don't do no petty vandalism... But she's about to do some pre-meditative heats of passion when she gets out of here."
ALLL OF MAH YASSSSS!