Adagio Dazzle's childhood has been anything but great. She used to have a happy life as a friendly and energetic girl. But all of this changed after witnessing her mother die from kidney failure and as a result, her father, out of grief, had killed himself by locking himself in his bedroom and shooting himself in the head. After her parent's tragic deaths, Adagio stopped smiling, in fact, she stopped feeling any kind of emotion and only felt...empty and broken. Ever since then, she has spent most of her life on the streets with no money or food and only having the clothes on her back. Adagio thought that her life was now over, but she then has an unexpected surprise when a student from canterlot high named Joseph Smith notices her and feeling pity for her and seeing that she is severely malnourished, he gives her what was supposed to be his lunch. Joseph Osborn then asks her if she wants to stay at his place so she could get out of the cold rain. Adagio reluctantly agrees, at least she'll have decent food and a roof over her head. Little does she know that the longer she stays with him, the more she begins to bond with him, and before she knew it, a friendship started to form between the two.

(Just so no one gets mad at me, This would be about the human version of Adagio, and in this story, she is an only child.)

Celestia and Luna have just announced their intention to retire and pass the throne to Twilight.

Before everyone can start assuring Twilight she'll do great as ruler of Equestria, Twilight refuses and explains why it wouldn't make sense for her to take the throne. From there, the conversation swerves.

This is a story for those who think Celestia and Luna retiring is a bad idea, and that Twilight found her true calling as a teacher rather than a ruler.

Featured: 8/22/2020 - 8/26/2020

None of this would’ve happened if Princess Celestia had made me an alicorn, like I deserve! I, Sunset Shimmer, should’ve been a princess!

Instead, I had to flee through that portal and now find myself in this unfamiliar dimension. No princesses, no ponies, and no magic. How am I going to live like this?

But it’s alright. I won’t stay here for long. I’m just here to bid my time until I rise to power. Then, I’ll finally overthrow Celestia and take my rightful place as ruler of Equestria!

But until then, I must learn how to survive in this new world.

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The mane 6 now have their boyfriends (Pinkie had helped out her friends get/go through with their dates). Pinkie is now going to ship Princess Sunset Shimmer with somepony (or somebody). Welp, Sunny's in for on heck of a time on this dating site!

After Scootaloo askes the titular question, it is revealed that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have been secretly dating. While Twilight tries to explain to Scootaloo what it means, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity talk about the new information.

Sex tag for sexual references, but nothing heavy.

Meet Sam Hitchcock Wilson. He's your average self dubbed 'super-nerd'. Except for the fact that his life has successfully bored him to death.

So how do you get from attempted suicide to waking up surrounded by colorful ponies of various autonomic features? Sometimes, it's better not to ask and just hope Cthulhu doesn't have his slimy tentacles in this somehow. Of course, a human can never just innocently stumble into Equestria. There always has to be some dark reason behind it. Stick around, you might just find out what that reason is for this poor human. Or Discord could pop up and give you the middle finger. Whichever works for you.

((I know there are already a million 'human in Equestria' stories, but I hope you'll give this one a chance. Who knows? You might be glad you did.))

[Haven't sprung for the 'Dark' tag yet, but I might, so you've been warned]

What is colder than the stone of a statue? Discord knows, and he cannot tell a soul.

All he can do is remember, alone, what it was like to love and envy.

A reading of this story by StraightToThePointStudios is available! The title is derived from this song. Please blame ChappedPenguinLips, Soaring, and FamousLastWords for the source of the inspiration. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

Scootaloo lives the perfect life. She has kind and caring parents, three best friends and a lovely home. She lives in the magical land of Equestria where four kind princesses rule over all of their subjects using the power of friendship and the magic of kindness. She couldn't ask for a better life, except for maybe the ability to fly, but she's young and has a full life ahead of her.

Scootaloo lives an endless nightmare of pain and suffering. She's forced to fight a losing war as a child soldier against Nightmare Moon and her seemingly endless supply of brainwashed soldiers, ready to throw down their lives to protect their false dark queen. Princess Celestia is nowhere to be found and their entire world is plunging ever further into darkness.

Thanks to theRedBrony for helping me with some editing and refining all of Zecora's rhyming. and thanks to Witchery for extra editing help.

This is a collection of all my speedwritings that are too short to be posted on their own.

These speedwrites will have minimal to no editing.

Although the rating right now is Everyone, I may change the rating to Teen if needed be.

When I agreed to be sent to Equestria I didn't read the fine print. I'm the wrong age, the wrong sex, and lost in the wilderness.

New Cover art commissioned from Lunar Froxy.