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YourUncleFuncle


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After Scootaloo askes the titular question, it is revealed that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have been secretly dating. While Twilight tries to explain to Scootaloo what it means, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity talk about the new information.

Sex tag for sexual references, but nothing heavy.

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Comments ( 32 )

10376396
Honestly out of all of them she seems the most likely to swing that way :rainbowhuh:

“So you two are girlfriends, now?” Scootaloo asked.

“That’s right, Scoots,” Rainbow Dash responded.

“Ok, I think I understand now. But I do have one more question.”

“Shoot, squirt.”

“How do you two make foals?”

And thus, our sequel is teased.

10376764
Probably not, honestly, but it would take a LOT of explaining. :scootangel:

10376412
Well there was that whole last episode of the show that implied AppleDash actually happening... :ajsmug::rainbowkiss:

Anyway! This was a cute one. I'll give it a Heartfelt D'awww~/5

Short, Simple, and Cute. Very well done overall.

10376815
Mostly joking on that but I can already see the M6 working out how to explain such a thing.

10376897
True, and thanks kindly for your D’awww.

10377055
I wanted to make it short and cute. I’m not very good at one-shots and this is the first one I looked at and thought was really good, so thanks for the kind words.

Personally my head cannon is that all Equestrian (and some griffin) therapists have a small warning sign instructing their receptionists to divert Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich to the nearest vaguely celebratory event if either of them show up at their office.

10377161
Makes perfect sense. Most therapists would have given up on either of them to be honest.

“How do you two make foals?”

Hey scoot, that was epic.. :rainbowlaugh:

“How do you two make foals?”

Simple answer: Magic.

10377322
That last part was one of my best ideas while writing this story
10377328
After all, magic makes it all complete :moustache:

10377335
literally that line made my day...:yay:

10377335
You should make a sequel where the mane 6 try to answer that question

Old quote I'm sure I'm gonna butcher.
"Can two gay people make a child?"
"No, but we'll certainly keep trying."
And in this world there's literal magic, so even less reason to worry about what they do.

10376412
I always thought Pinkie would be the most obvious, though I think she would swing both ways just as easily.

10377344
I’m glad :rainbowlaugh:
10377753
It’s possible. At first this was only going to be one thing, but I’ll consider a sequel.
10377758
I’d actually think it would be possible for two mares to have a child with magic, and I think it would be an interesting story to see them convincing Twilight to help them :twilightoops:. Actually that’s a good idea for a story (or sequel)
10377759
Really? I still think Rainbow is most likely gay, but I can see Pinkie swinging both ways too.

Uh, why would Scootaloo of all ponies ask this? She has two lesbian aunts who live with her!

“How do you two make foals?”

You don't want to know, Scoot. Trust me.

10377891
Honestly that’s a good point. I don’t know, but I thought the story would be better with Scootaloo, so let’s just say her aunts haven’t explained it to her yet, maybe no one will notice. :twilightsheepish:

10377903
Yeah, maybe when you’re older, Scoots :rainbowderp:

Scootaloo: Can two mares kiss each other?

Twilight: no.

Writers of 90% of non-EQG MLP romance stories: Welp our stories are ruined! Nah, we'll just make our headcanons that they can.


That was the first thing I thought when I saw the title of this story:rainbowlaugh:

As a FlutterDash fan, I'm good with any story that gives the pairing love. But it takes being specially well-written for me to truly enjoy it. On that front, you succeeded. Furthermore, the comedy was solid gold. There's just something about Pinkie Pie being Pinkie that makes any situation funny. That mummified pet puppet was a hoot! And I'm surprised that Applejack didn't warn the Pegasi not to let her catch them rutting in her fields!:rainbowlaugh:

Congrates on such a great story. You're definitely getting a favorite from me.

(Btw, they never did answer Pinkie's question of who confessed first).

10377188
You haf no idea. Ze pink menace is... beruchtigten in ze field.

That said, I do think she was best in here!

10376764
I mean, frankly, the easiest possible answer is just "we don't." Honest, accurate, and probably enough to satisfy the squirt for now. The more... ah... elaborate explanations can be saved for her to figure out with the rest of the CMCs some day when they're between cutie mark problems. ;)

10474699
I’m really glad you liked it! I can’t take credit for the joke, sadly, because it was from a fanfic I read a long time ago, but I thought it would be perfect :pinkiecrazy:. Thanks for the fav, and it’s hard to say who confessed first, because Rainbow sucks at expressing her feelings and Fluttershy is, well, Fluttershy.
10474916
I have been tossing around ideas for a sequel, but I don’t know if I want to tape on one if it’s just going to fall off into the pit of unneccessary sequels. I’ll make the announcement of a sequel is coming though.

10377758
In my theory, children are literally brainchildren, created from the act of combining brainwaves and magic, then housed within the mare. Now, in their culture, it is wrong for same genders to subject themselves to such personal magic, but is COMPATIBLE...

No, um... doing it involved...

Thanks for the fic! It was cute!

10720609
No problem! Glad you liked it!

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