Meet Sam Hitchcock Wilson. He's your average self dubbed 'super-nerd'. Except for the fact that his life has successfully bored him to death.
So how do you get from attempted suicide to waking up surrounded by colorful ponies of various autonomic features? Sometimes, it's better not to ask and just hope Cthulhu doesn't have his slimy tentacles in this somehow. Of course, a human can never just innocently stumble into Equestria. There always has to be some dark reason behind it. Stick around, you might just find out what that reason is for this poor human. Or Discord could pop up and give you the middle finger. Whichever works for you.
((I know there are already a million 'human in Equestria' stories, but I hope you'll give this one a chance. Who knows? You might be glad you did.))
[Haven't sprung for the 'Dark' tag yet, but I might, so you've been warned]
Looks interesting.
Yup, continue this. It's pretty damn good; seemed a bit rushed. Then again, the start was when he threw himself of a cliff, so it's to be expected. Hopefully it won't 'rush' after this chapter.
Ignore Larry, my pet tapeworm.
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I like the style of writing, the HiE is over done, but with a good style like this I think it could be pulled off once more.
Please put Cthulhu in this, otherwise i think i will be only crazy one on this website.
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Son, you are safe here. We are all crazy. Never forget it and never doubt it. CRAZIES FOREVER!!
I would like to be the first in hopefully a long list of people who deeply enjoyed this chapter. And please feel free to do this to any number of episodes as you see fit. Between you and me ( and anypony else that reads this comment ) I enjoyed this much better then the actual episodes. Please keep up the good work. Also, I am hopeful that in a later chapter, you will do this to episode 10 of season 3, the one where they try to reform Discord. I would love to see an interaction of Sam and Discord. Celestia help us, the things they'd say to each other. I don't think Equestria could handle that much chaos!
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Oh, Sam and Discord will interact...but perhaps not in the way you think and most certainly not in the setting. *Evil Cackle* I can't wait until I get those two together!
P.S. If I did it during the 'Keep Calm and Flutter On' Episode, Discord would never get reformed. *wink wink*
2867483 Neither can I.
You didn't have to tell us, it was obvious that Discord wasn't himself. Also,I thought this was after The wedding, Discord should still be in stone, how does The enemy have him?
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It should tell you something about the enemy's power that they were able to get Discord out of the stone.
Those in-story just haven't connected those particular dots yet.
Splended.
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This is one problem that won't be taken down by a Care Bear Stare.
2872410 Indeed.
I've read many stories and yours is by far the most interesting. I'm not dicing other authors, but there there are too few who don't like taking the stories in a warlike train of thought I like that in a story.
I may be wrong, but I have not found too many stories like that. Keep up the good work
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If you like this, then you might also like 'A Novice Swordsman in the Canterlot Court'. It has a war as well, against the Griffon nation no less.
2882599 it was VERY good
on another note I like this story
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I'm glad I could help you discover two enjoyable ways with which you can spend your time.
2900513 oh, I already read it... I was just giving my input
is the Chapter Title mean anything? or is it just Irrelevant...?
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You obviously haven't played any of the Mario and Luigi RPGs. Go look up 'Fawful quotes'.
2902546 I HAVE played Bowser's Inside Story... couldn't beat it for some reason...
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How could you not beat it? It was only a mid-difficulty game. Anyway, Fawful has a bunch of quotes and one of them is
Hence the title.
2902575 Fawful has chortels
and how would I know?! It's been a few years
With that author's note, I am excited.
Pryokinesis, hydrokenesis, telekinesis, hemokinesis, am I missing any?
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cyrokinesis, chronokinesis, geokinesis, aerokinesis, electrokinesis, photokinesis, botanokinesis, ect.
2955159 yep! Thanks.... though Hemeokenesis would be AWESOME to have
“I’ve only been here a few short weeks, but in that time I’ve been shown nothing but kindness. For better or for worst, this is my home now. I will defend it,” Sam replied
it is supposed to be "for better or worse"...
just helping.
weird story, but it's ok I guess.
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1.) Thanks for pointing that out, I'll fix it.
2.) Many people have told me my writing style is an acquired taste. I'm inclined to agree with them.
3.) Anyone else who's reading this comment, I welcome all grammar Nazis and others who can point out flaws that make me face-palm.
Dun Dun Dun!
Dramatic cliffhangers FTW!
First Discord, now Nightmare Moon? Who's next? Sombra?... It is, isn't it?
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Well, that one Sun Eater did have Sombra's horn attached...
JK XD. Sombra's dead and won't be coming back. I just don't have enough to work with for his character to warrant him coming back. He served his purpose in the Crystal Empire.
Equivalent exchange is from Full Metal Alchemist
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I am aware of this and added it for that exact reason. You'll understand why in a later chapter.
3126750 Is Quickdraw a refrence to Quickdraw McGraw on boomerang?
3126573 Oh and hi volt
good chapter
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I was hoping someone would notice. Yes, Quickdraw is indeed my shout-out to The most rootin tootin-est, holler hootin-est, Quick Draw McGraw!
To be completely honest, I can't tell you why I did it, but I find an element of chaos in my writing means I'm doing something right.
3141370Sup?
Hi.
We didn't know you like this story as well.
Hola, amigo. How you been?
Wonder what Cthulu was doing.... why do I get the feeling he was just trying to help?
What?
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Chekov's gun: in modern literature, it means a seemingly insignificant thing has great impact later in the story. I mentioned Cthulhu back in chapter 1. Now he's here in chapter 11 and may or may not have even more significance later. Hence, Chekov's gun.
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Don't worry, he wasn't. Though the repercussions probably won't manifest until the second book...
3163334 then what WAS he doing?? I MUST FIND OUT
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If I told you in one go, then there wouldn't be any build up and proper pay off, now would there?
3163382 not even if I say PLEASE?
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Understood.
3163382 misspelling
3163382 as well is this a reference?
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Indeed it is, a reference to those old Tootsie Pop commercials.
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Thanks for spotting the typo.