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It’s Thursday! Time for Equestria's most popular weekly talk show, Cozy's Glowpinions! The host isn't exactly sane, but she sure loves to be heard. Princess Twilight says that thanks to these broadcasted self-therapy sessions, Cozy is on the cusp of a real redemptive breakthrough.

She's been saying that for nearly 40 episodes.

We're live on-air in five...four...three...two...

(Teen rating for an infrequent gag of Cozy casually cussing on air.)

Now with a critical review!

Co-authored by my good friend Str8aura, whose solo works you should totally check out. Are you a fan of my Snippet Series but wish it had more than fifty additional stories in its anthology? Your wish has been granted.

Twilight Sparkle’s had enough of Anon’s pranks, so she gets back at him with one of her own: each time he uses foul language, he becomes more of a cute pony.

Equestria has thrived for millennia, led dutifully by its diarchy. Only the most capable and qualified of ponies can be responsible for such a bountiful legacy.

...

Right?

Cover Art by Jbond92

Proofread by my fantastic friends Rose Quill, Nova Quill, Heartshine Quill, RoMS Quill, Undome Quill, Regi Quill, and Wishcometrue (sadly she lacks a quill)

If you enjoyed this fic and are a fan of Fallout Equestria why not check out it's spiritual sequel, Fallout Equestria is a Very Serious AU. Also check out The Enchanted Library: The Secret Chapters and The Clocktower, three other spin-offs of a similiar vein.

"What the fuck did I just read? And why am I smiling?" - Corejo

"In any case, stories with the diarchs being generally horrible people are a hard sell for me, but this does such a brilliant job of crossing the line twice (or some much, much greater even number of times) that I'm eagerly looking forward to more." - FanOfMostEverything

Sunny Starscout and her friends have achieved what many viewed as impossible, return magic to the land of Equestria. With its restoration, she heralds the reunification of the tribes and the rebirth of harmony in the world.

An old dragon witnesses this coming of a new age of friendship with a renewed sense of hope.

However, his friend is not so sure.

Three pairs of lovers talk after magic is restored to the world.

An entry into the Imposing Sovereigns III contest, using the prompts (Zipp, Integrity; Pipp, Kindness).

Hitch Trailblazer acquires a seemingly worthless artifact from Alphabittle. He soon discovers this artifact is far from worthless though, as it transports him back in time to when Alicorns ruled Equestria.

Written for the MLP Generation 5 Bingo Contest.
My prompts were:
-Alphabittle
-does a favor for
-Hitch Trailblazer
-ancient artifact
-alicorns.

Once, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna ruled Equestria together. However, Luna became disillusioned with the lack of love she received from ponies, who adore Celestia's day and shun Luna's night. She decided to attempt to leave Equestria to create her own Lunar Republic, an action that amounts to treason against Equestria. Now, Princess Celestia must administer the proper punishment to her sister, even as it tears her heart in two.
An alternate version of Luna's descent into Nightmare Moon.

An entry in Imposing Sovereigns III, using the prompt Celestia/Justice.

Dragons, Spike knows, live a long time. So much can happen during that time. And that scares him. So, what does he do? He seeks out advice from the wisest (and oldest) mare he knows - Princess Celestia - in the hopes that she can help him deal with his worry.
It's not quite what Celestia expects him to ask, but it's an important question nonetheless.

Written for the Smaugust prompt, "Celestial." This has a happy ending btw, the "Sad" tag is because, well, it makes Spike sad.

Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears