Equestria's most popular talk radio show is hosted by a self-important statue with a magic microphone. Ad reads, news coverage, and of course: Opinions. All delivered by the only pony in Canterlot with endless free time.
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"