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Now I'm imagining a Speakeasy operated inside the CTS. For people who want their alcoholic drinks to be 100% piss-free.
Would be funny if that were how cum works. Sadly, women with incontinence don't represent everyone. Perhaps a bit more research would help? Even hands-on with a high enough sample population could help.
On another note, CTS forbids using drugs, so the whole "haha, they use weed to get high" is the complete opposite of what the society stands for and makes this story non-canon.
As an aside, you could do a drinking game with how many times you've written the word "butch," but it may be fatal to those with low alcohol tolerances.
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except that alcohol and actual drugs shouldnt be present inside of CTS at all. They inhibit the ability to give and maintain proper consent
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There might be some safe sites for perception/drug play but you bet your ass it is stock full of dungeon moniters, security, and nurses. Though that is not how this is being presented.
My concern is if I as a dom/domme wanted a drink that didn't have piss in it where the fuck do I even g
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I mean the uh mare juice containing urine thing comes from the fact that mares in heat use urine to attract mates, thus urine would mix in with their vaginal secretion.
Also me saying it's an unofficial parody should've been a pretty clear indicator that it's not canon :U. But also the CTS clocktails all have the effects of chemical substances. Like the clocktails I mentioned could've totally contained CBD and THC.
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Not all marecum would have piss in it? I can think of multiple solutions, beyond what Condename already said, since not all marecum would even have any, I'm sure filtering would also be possible for anypon that inst into watersports.
9907381
If it isnt canon, why link it to CTS in the first place? Saying that they put weed in their drinks without their members knowing is horrifically nonconsensual, and removes the whole "safe, sane, consensual" theme that CTS has going on.
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I mean the drinks have the effects of chemical substances (stimulant, aphrodisiac, etc), those effects gotta come from something.
Damn I feel bad for Windy, that SUCKS
There are horrors not meant for even the eyes of the most horrid
9907403
And they can't come from, I dunno, magic? Or something that doesn't fit with a drug from the human world? The clocktails aren't supposed to be perfect matches to drugs, and saying that CTS just spikes knockoff drinks with weed is both lazy and completely against everything the Clocktower Society is supposed to stand for.
I don't know if you considered it, but this could be some people's intro to the CTS universe. I'd never want it to be, if I were them. But I'd rather read a fic that's about worldbuilding, even with a bit of suspension of disbelief (I mean, hey, it's a story about magical ponies, why does it have to follow human logic?), instead of a mockery made for the lols.
Spiking people's drinks en masse isn't very consensual...
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Magic is an option, they could be partly potions with mild effects.
let's just say if anyone was under the influence of something during a scene in a big play party or kink events, they would be rather kindly but insistently shown the door by dungeon monitors and banned from the event for some time.
Playing under the influence of chemicals is not Safe, Sane, or Consensual, given that such beverages of such effect exists within the CTS verse they exist within a framework where their use in the scene is safe sane and consensual.
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I mean I'd hope that these people could see I'm writing a parody and kind of taking the piss out of the universe.
9907505
Never did a big event while under the influence, but I find that being a little tipsy or high really doesn't impact my ability to consent with private encounters.
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When you phrase it like that yeah the joke kinda under performs. I just kinda brainstormed this when reading the Clocktails and being like... yeah weed would do this to you.
I appreciate how this reflects a multiversal constant: No matter the universe, species, or organization, every HR department has someone named Carol.
Huh
From the short description, I was kinda expecting somewhere in this story to be a bunch of ponies gawking through an office window while they clop to office ponies going through their typical paper pushing, number crunching, inventory stressed day, while trying to ignore the crowd, or perhaps enjoying every second of the apparent exhibitionism. I’m guessing watching office work might be someone’s super niche fetish maybe? Prolly some blue collar worker who spouts about paperwork not being real job, and that white collars are lazy, but secretly is using that to deflect that they’re turned on by watching a pony file away something in a clearly labelled, organized manner.
Also I’m kinda disappointed in the shortness of this story. I mean, there’s a ton of office humour to be had, if The Office is any sort of indicator.
That moment when the HR person turns down your ideas for being too inappropriate. I wonder if in this case it’d be turned down for being too tame?
Also I hate doing paperwork. It’s the worst part of my job. Hate it so fucking much.
This is fucking splendid.
Also, gotta love people mad about drug usage when the effects are exactly that. Drugs. Magic? Lemme tell ya, son, magic is one hell of a drug.
Ok, just read the first chapter.....that's some funny shit!
And she oop-
I know it says Complete, but please tell me there's more to come.
9923967
Huh didn't realize i marked it as complete. Muh bad.
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Does the collar have anything to do with her being trans or am I missing something?
9937030
it's kind of a r/traaaaaaaaaaaa meme that trans woman in tech are all wearing chokers or collars.
Not the first time this has happened in the Society. Far, far from the last.
"Easy: Why not?"
Also, Treble might need some lotion for that burn...
I think cameras in Control Room should come with circuit breakers. Just in case things like this happen.
Oh management, it's the same no matter who, where or when
Well played.
I can see that happening. Equestrian SCP seems like a comparative walk in the park, with the resources they have.
In a world where strange creatures and magical artifacts are basically just accepted as normal, what even counts as an SCP?
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I'm pretty sure Ponyville began as a containment facility. And continues to be one.
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SCP-061-E (Equestrian)
Name: Rainbow Dash
Class; Safe
Description:
Rainbow Dash is a cyan coloured pegasus mare who has been proven capable of breaking the sound barrier...
One carribou invasion later
"Well, that was easy. And you all seem oddly into this, what the hell?"
"OH DAINY BOY, MAMMA NEEDS TO BE BIRTH HERSELF ANOTHER MIRACLE!"
"DAMN IT SHINING ARMOR, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTO THAT SHIT AFTER THE LAST TIME! AND CADENCE, STOP DROOLING ITS UNSEEMLY!"
Usually this is just funny, but this one managed to be disturbing too. I didn't think the society was THAT egoistic
Most of the advances that do make it to the general public do so because somepony smuggled the notes out. Or, in exceptional cases, a prototype.
Not sure if this was intentional, but when I read that the pony wearing a collar that, in the Society's configuration meant public use slut had a pink coat, a platinum blonde mane, and the body of a supermodel, my first thought was 'cameo by Dt Cs'. Then I read her name and what her cutie mark was and I was like 'oh. Ohhhhh...'
9950371
If this happened, wouldn't someone need to call clockface for the room with hypno role play and have the dom release the staff? Or am I overestimating the necessary conditions to break hypnosis? Would cutting the feed be enough?
9967620
The organic jet with a mean right hook and a flight record dotted with crashes that would crumple commercial airliners into tin foil hats is classified as 'safe'. This is our low ball on the spectrum, people.
Surely this can only end well.
Right...?
9968994
You are drastically overestimating my knowledge of the lore.
9969009
*POP*
was this inspired by the reddit post about some guy's subs unionizing?
9969102
Yeah XD
9969102
Wait what? Did that seriously happen? Can I get a link because damn that's waaay to much of a mindfuck for me not to delve into the deep end.
9969294
pretty sure the post was made up, as the user had posted similarly trolly stuff all the time, but here https://www.removeddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/biu8oz/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share