Sugarcube Corner
Pinkie Pie leapt up into the center of the screen with her hooves outstretched, small pieces of confetti raining down around her. "Good morning everypony! Do you like cake? Do you like candies, and chocolates, and goodies galore!? Do you like succulent... rich... creamy..." Pinkie trailed off for a moment, then wiped the drool from her lips with the back of her hoof. "Cake! Well you should come to the perfect place!"
Pinkie Pie bounced in front of a cake-like building with a broad grin. "Sugarcube Corner! Where all of your dreams will be put on hold! Because you'll be eating so much sweet, delicious sugar that you might never fall asleep again for the rest of your life! Just think, Luna can't ever see another nightmare again if you never sleep again!"
Princess Luna turned toward her as she passed by the background. "Heeyyy... I'm just doing my job..."
Pinkie bounced suddenly into the store itself, springing towards a glass case of delicious-looking cakes. "You'll be walking into a whole world of the most undeniably delectable, palatable, professional, and pleasurable pastries in all of Equestria! And for a limited time only, every purchase gets you a free thesaurus from the library of Princess Twilight herself! It's good for parties, party invitations, and commercials!"
Pinkie Pie walked outside with a cocky grin. "And remember when you walk in to ask for the very special Pinkie Pie Surprise!" She leaned close to the camera, speaking in a low conspiratorial voice. "The surprise is more sugar!" She pulled back with another grin. "And remember, every cake comes with a Pinkie Promise of deliciousness! I'll see you soon!"