Celestia and Luna are Well-Adjusted Adults

by garatheauthor


Cadance is a well adjusted adult who has issues that might make this an M-rated fic

Cadance ran a hoof through Chrysalis’ mane, gently stroking her precious wife as she fed. The sensation was oddly nice when it was done consensually, like a warm hug or playful kiss. She watched their two pillars of magic mingle, Chrysalis’ green draining a small stream of Cadance’s strong blue aura.

As Chrysalis fed, Cadance leaned forward and kissed her on the forehead, causing her magic to brightly pulse, draining far more of Cadance’s essence in a blink of an eye. She didn’t mind, however. After all, as the Princess of Love, her reserves were seemingly endless.

“Is something bothering you?” Chrysalis asked.

Cadance smiled softly. “What makes you say that, my pet?”

She traced her hoof along Chrysalis’ collar, toying with the little ring in the front.

“I can feel…I can feel it in your magic,” Chrysalis said. “Something’s stressing you out.”

“I guess there is something wrong,” Cadance muttered, shaking her head. “It’s very minor though. Barely even an issue.”

“Cadance,” Chrysalis cautioned, reproachfully.

“Fine, fine, I just…I want to get topped.”

Chrysalis snorted.

“What?” Cadance asked, looking away sheepishly.

“You’re right, that is pretty minor.” Chrysalis withdrew her magic and instead nuzzled into Cadance’s chest. “Do you think one of us could top you?”

Cadance smirked. “Shining is Shining, Sunburst is addicted to my strap, and well…” She flicked the ring on Chrysalis’ collar. “I don’t think I’m likely to get an ounce of toppiness out of you, at this point.”

Chrysalis’ cheek warmed. “I’ll admit that since I’ve…” She cleared her throat, “been put in my place, I’ve been a bit more reluctant to take a position of authority. Plus, no offense, but you’re really fucking good at topping.”

“It’s a curse.” Cadance groaned. “I’ve turned all my spouses into massive bottoms.”

She let out a hefty sigh and waved her hoof. “Can I admit something to you?”

“What’s up?”

“When you trapped me in that cave, I was…it was actually kind of super hot. To be put in such a hopeless position and left at your complete and utter mercy.” She bit her lip and shuddered. “I won’t lie, I may have uh… jilled off once or twice.”

“Cadance!” Chrysalis hissed.

“I know, I know, problematic fetish but come on, virgin princess at the mercy of a merciless queen. That’s the stuff harlequins are made out of.” She grinned. “And like the really hot girl on girl ones too, not that boring dude on chick bullshit.”

“Wait… you were a virgin?”

Cadance blushed. “Yeah, Shining and I only ever did buttstuff and oral.”

“That’s… still sex.”

“Not in the eyes of the lord.”

“Which lord?”

The Lord, Chrysallis.”

“Okayyyyy.”

Chrysalis went silent for a moment, seeming content on studying her hooves.

Finally, a mischievous grin formed on her muzzle. “So, what you’re saying is that maybe you’d be interested in me…taking on that persona from time to time?”

“I mean if you’re comfortable with it.”

Chrysalis smoldered, leaning in nice and close. “Would you want me to turn you into my little princess pet? A pony who would bow and comply with my every command? Somepony to worship my divinity, to grovel at my hooves, and fulfill my every desire between the sheets?”

Cadance’s cheeks warmed. “Y-yes please.”

“Well then…” Chrysalis bit her lip. “I’ll have to politely decline.”

“WHAT!?”

“I’m reformed now. I wouldn’t dare try and do such a thing.”

“Bitchhhhh.”

Chrysalis grinned. “This is my revenge, Cadance, leaving you without a top.”

“You’re the worst.” Cadance huffed. “I’m going to beat your ass tonight.”

“Sounds like a win-win to me.”


“I can top!” Shining Armor protested.

“Babe, I’m glad you think that but…” Cadance sighed. “You couldn’t top your way out of a paper bag.”

“I so could.”

Cadance smirked. “Oh yeah? Prove it.”

Shining went silent for a moment, his expression scrunching into that absolutely adorable little concentrated crease he got when he was really trying to think of something.

Finally, he cleared her throat and fixed her under his domineering smolder.

“I bet you like when I fuck you…” He sternly stated before his expression slipped. “Uh…you fucking slut?”

Cadance deadpanned.

“Did that work?” Shining asked, grinning nervously.

Cadance snorted and shook her head. “Take me now you absolute Casanova.”

“Wait, really?”

Cadance turned away. “Sure, just let me go get my strap.”

Shining let out a relieved sigh. “Oh, thank the gods.”


Cadance closed her book, looking to Sunburst.

“Is there any chance you can top?” she asked.

Sunburst looked at her, cocking a brow. “Like…in the bedroom?”

“Yeah…” She sighed. “Never mind, it was a stupid question.”

“I mean I can totally try.”

“You don’t have to leave your comfort zone for me. I know you’re the bottom of this quadriad.”

“Do you mind if I get a little rough?”

Cadance went silent for a moment. “Pardon?”

“Do you mind if I get a little rough?”

“Uh no, if you want to give it a try.”

Sunburst nodded and leaned over, placing a hoof under her chin and forcing her to meet his eye.

“Cadance,” he whispered. “Tonight, I am going to bend you over our bed and spank that fine ass you’ve been teasing me with all day.”

Cadance’s cheeks warmed.

Sunburst’s magic glowed as he gripped her mane, nice and tight, tugging sharply upon it and bringing her ear right against his mouth.

“Then I’m going to fuck you like the little slut you are,” he whispered. “And I’m not going to be gentle about it, either. I’m going to make sure you walk funny tomorrow. I want your whole court to know what a fucking little whore you are for your husband.”

Finally, he bit down hard on her ear, eliciting a little gasp.

“How was that?” he asked, letting go and dropping any hint of dominance from his voice. “Any good?”

Cadance’s face was beet red. “Holy shit…”

“Uh...Cadance.”

“Y-yeah.”

“I hear dripping.”