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"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

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Ahhh, the Rock-It Launcher. Never had I known I had been missing something so much then revealed it via killing something with a Lawn Gnome traveling at high velocity.

Blackjack stumbled through their temporary refuge, a darkened town crumbling under centuries of abandonment.

She was delirious from withdrawal. A full twenty hours had passed since she’d gotten laid.

Was dick withdrawal even a thing?

She approached a decrepit house, Bubblegum’s temporary residence.

“I need dick,” Blackjack feebly muttered before furiously shaking the door. “I NEED DIIIICKKKKK!”

Oh my god. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. :rainbowlaugh:

I think the chapter title is wrong. They didn't reinvent slavery. They just started offering unpaid internships.

Some called prostitution the world’s oldest profession, however Rifled Recoil bet that the forefathers of Equine society probably had more interest in killing one another than fucking one another.

Counterpoint: Ponies haven't gone extinct yet. Though not for lack of trying.

It was the reason his weapon of choice today wasn’t a gun but a haphazardly thrown together pile of metallic components that included a vacuum cleaner, leaf blower, firehose nozzle, and enough superglue and duck tape to stop the stupid thing from imploding.

Yes.

These are amazing, one and all. Looking forward to seeing what other madness you bring to the wasteland.

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i always got so much amusement out of blowing a raider's head off with a thick stack of American cash.

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Glad to hear it, hope I can keep those laughs coming.

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True true, can't believe my proofreaders let that slip.

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Stay tuned next time for...cannibalism.

Anypony else find it funny that the Changeling was the one opposed to it?

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I feel like this needs to show up in Speak now. Just... because it is amazing. I lost my shit several times while editing for this, and it was freaking great!

Blackjack closed her eyes, her voice barely stronger than a whisper. “Dick.”

Bubblegum deadpanned and dropped her. “Then perish.”

This too. My goddesses. I just... this was so fucking funny!

Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where Raiders have to be parents.
Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where police arrest angry incels with rage before they anhero.
Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU where alicorn drones make competent use of their range of abilities and don't die in one hit.

...?...

Maybe it’s cause I haven’t read Fallout Equestria in over a year and I don’t read many of the fanfanfics but this is really... weird to dull.

Consul Equis Gracchi stood upon his platform, looking out upon his legionaries.

Look, I know the ridiculous deaths were supposed to be the hilarity, but goddamn my sides :rainbowlaugh:

Blackjack stumbled through their temporary refuge, a darkened town crumbling under centuries of abandonment.

She was delirious from withdrawal. A full twenty hours had passed since she’d gotten laid.

Was dick withdrawal even a thing?

She approached a decrepit house, Bubblegum’s temporary residence.

“I need dick,” Blackjack feebly muttered before furiously shaking the door. “I NEED DIIIICKKKKK!”

I know the tittle is meant to be sarcastic but still....i cant help myself *goes mudbraier mode*
technicly, Fo:E has plenty of humor in it, dark humor perhaps, but humor none the less. *ends mudbrair mode*

“Yeah. Folks who kidnap ponies and force them into multigenerational unpaid internships.”

And sing really poignant and haunting songs while doing so.

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The reformed having to reform the reformers.

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Let me write a guest chapter fam.

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*takes note*

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It's all Gucci fam.

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Never forget the Grachi

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My secrets revealed.

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You were better as a rock.

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Fallout Equestria is a very serious AU the musical coming shortly.

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dark humor is a lot like food... not everypony gets it.

Poor Blackjack though... she just doesn't have a leg to stand on

Remember that one filly who had a balefire bomb? She definitely knew how to have a blast.

Remember Littlepip wanted to go radhog hunting with Calamity? Was Kkat telling she wanted him to give her the meat? Was she looking to get porked?


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Counterpoint: Ponies haven't gone extinct yet. Though not for lack of trying.

<Laughs in human>


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i always got so much amusement out of blowing a raider's head off with a thick stack of American cash

i.imgur.com/iSzMzkb.jpg

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don't quite your day job, i've hard better puns on pokemon
e for effort though.

also you forgot the time blackjack was beside herself over the whole project chimera thing...

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That guy gorgon though stone cold...to bad he went to pieces in the end
(Or whatever the half cockatrice pony guy's name was and it ruins the jokes that I don't remember his name doesn't it)

Oh boy, a Fo:E story! I can't wait for the next 11-million chapters of this!

In all seriousness though, writing a parody of Fo:E is such an awesome, long-overdue idea I hate myself right now for not thinking of it first.

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Me currently struggling to come up with an idea for Chapter 6.

Yes...11 million. 🙃

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Another FOE fic written by senpai Heartshine. Pretty much the only one i've actually read the entire thing.

:rainbowlaugh:

Though now I find myself wondering what the differences are between the tribes in terms of how they cook and taste.

And I'm sure the McKnives are themselves a respected family in Seaddle.

That's a surprisingly aware little establishment. After all, who knows where those ponies went and ate! Not everyone is willing to take the risk in eating radioactive meat, after all :rainbowwild:

Now I'm curious about their sister restaurant, the one with live gladiatorial porn :pinkiecrazy:

... honestly every fallout play I do if I find cannibals I just load incindiary ammo or pull a flamer out and cook them. I blame Little Pip, she was a bad influence. It is much more honorable to just stab them till they die.

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Yes, but in this scenario I believe explosives would be hazardous to the captives... still though, balefire grenades!

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Statement: that would be a waste of resources. This unit prefers to exterminate meatbags with precision firearms.

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Counter: armor piercing incendiary ammunition. Explosive ammunition. Does not fare well against heavy armor/cover.

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They taste like shame because what are you doing you terrible person.

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Eh not really gladiator porn. That's far too low brow. It is "a combative exploration of the equine form."

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All I'm saying is that we have the makings of an intriguing article in the Arbu Journal of Hippology and Food Science.

As a someone who took and used Cannibal perk for his characters both in games and in PnP RPG... I definitely approve of such a portrayal!

ok ether bubblegum is more interested in the younger mares, ore he just likes to se blackjack suffer xD

Typical engineer. So focused on the technical aspects that she doesn't consider shortfalls that are obvious when her work is put into practice in the real world.

(Mind you, I say that as an engineer who has discovered similar blind spots only after the fact. :derpytongue2:)

In any case, this is why you carry more than one weapon on your person.

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I rather think a brace of blunderbusses would be somewhat difficult to carry around.

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But so, so worth it when you pull out your six-shooter and it's six blunderbasses taped together.

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