Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.

Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.

Dramatic reading by WritingStylus

Polish translation by atom2004
Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi
Russian translation by NovemberDragon

Celestia has long kept secrets from the rest of Equestria, but this has to be the biggest. Twilight and Applejack, have decided to try a job in The SCP Foundation's, research facility at the Princess' request. That proves to be a huge mistake. There are many things in this place. Things that nopony should see. Things that shouldn't get out.

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This is a crossover between SCP Containment Breach/MLP:FiM

I don't expect too much good feedback, if any, on this. If you do read, feel free to let me know what I can change or fix about this. Its my first time posting on here, I wanna know how to get better.

Constructive Criticism encouraged!
(I don't mind you telling me if this is crap, just don't burn me on a stake if you catch my drift.)

For those unaware of the SCP Foundation. Check this page out, it might clarify somethings for you.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation

PLEASE READ THIS FIRST
This story was not originally mine, it was started by boothnat, who stopped writing. I was really enjoying the story at the time, and I quickly took the chance to keep it going. So basically, I take no credit for anything before chapter 23 ( 'One night....' ) Thank you. This story is currently on hiatus, I've got a load of homework to catch up on. Chapter 24 will come eventually, sorry for the wait :P

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The god of irritating people, nazi kids, 14 year olds, call of duty, battlefield, and trolling comes to Equestria.
In other words, its time to use everything you hate about fanfictions, and put them together in this terrible story!
What could possibly go wrong?
My very first fanfiction. Probably terrible, and I hope it makes no sense at all.
Also, comments are appreciated. If you favorite, also remember to like.

An ancient evil awakens in the darkness of the Everfree forest. It is a being that exists only to consume, to devour. it is a creature that even Celestia fears. And Fluttershy is the only one who can stand up to it.

Hear ye, hear ye, ponies of Equestria! Our benevolent Princess Luna hath taken it upon Herself to begin a column, in which She shall administer Her wisdom to anypony who so desires it!

Behold, the origin of the questions: Here and here.

All art used in this work was found at Royal-Exo's deviantart page—Luna suggests you check it out.

A young filly writes to the newly-crowned Princess Twilight, asking for advice.

She's made one small mistake, though, in assuming Twilight feels qualified to give it...

Iron Will does an assortment of things, all of which are manly.

Kids, let me tell you something: when the hour hand has already passed 3am, just go to bed.
Do not browse through your hard drive, do not clean out your downloads folder, and above all, for the love of god, do not open any executable files you don't know the content of!
JUST GO TO BED!

Just a short one-shot (featuring best pony, of course!) caused by a severe lack of sleep and way too much caffeine, nothing serious.
Props for the cover go to dylandylan72. Go check out his gallery!
'Teen' rating because of some strong language and homicidal, pink cartoon ponies. You've been warned!
Oh, and, enjoy!

Find a reading done by PPEF1 here!

The newly coronated Princess Twilight suffers an abrupt tragedy. Having lost two loved ones, she begins to question her own mortality, and that of her friends.

AJ, Dash, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy. . . they are just the beginning. Twilight will live for thousands of years, so every pony she cares about—every pony she will ever care about, will die.

She could barely handle the pain of one funeral, let alone the thought of hundreds of them. Twilight finds a clever way to ensure all of her friends never die. They can’t all be ageless alicorns, but they can all move into Twilight’s Dollhouse. Then they can be best friends forever.

Sequel: Twilight's Dollhouse 2
Fanmade Song: Twilight's Dollhouse

Source: Dreampaw
Editor: Gage of Grandiloquence, Breath of Plagues
Pre-read & Idea pony: TypeWriterError,
v1.1 Revised chapters 1-10 on May 1st 2013
--Pending a few more revisions, including ch. 14
Now on TV Tropes.