The Troll god charged up his powers once again. He was about to bring in the most annoying creature in the universe.
"Sup, wanna play darts?"
The Troll god's magic was interrupted. He panicked, and all the magic got released by accident.
It then went and punched Derpy in the face.
He turned around, angry.
"What the hell are you doing here Roman?"
"No darts then? Awwwww....." He then showed Mr Fatass the finger.
"But Roman my dear friend, I have a job for you!"
"Lolwut is it."
"I want you... To Tro- To befriend the ponies of Equestria."
The Troll god grinned as Roman left the room.
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The Mane 6 charged the elements of harmony, ready to utterly destroy the greatest evil of Equestria, the author of this story. The author then threw down a plot device in the form of Roman Bellic.
"Sup gayass ponies. Wanna play pool?"
The elements of harmony then hit him.
Roman was horrified. It felt like Monday.
HE DIDN"T LIKE MONDAY'S.
He then busted out a minigun out of god fucking knows where, and punched everything around him with it.
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Twilight stared.
She then released the most horrible profanity ever said.
"Da potato?"