So now Trollestia and Trolluna were chums with mister Fatass.
He now had power.
His Trololol quotient had greatly increased, so he now had the ability to-
God no.
Please don't do that.
He now had the power to do the most mean thing in the history of mean things.
It was a Tuesday ( all the worst things happen on Tuesdays!) so he walked over to Fluttershy's cottage. Instead of knocking, he made fart noises at her door.
"Um, sorry Mr. Fatass, but could you please stop doing that? It's annoying the animals...."
Then Mr. Fatass did the most cruel, unjustifiable, horrible thing in the world.
He punched Fluttershy in the face.
Fluttershy stared at him, unable to comprehend someone so cruel, so mean.
The Troll god grinned, and waited for her to cry.
What happened was unexpected.
A horrifying grin spread across Fluttershy's face.
"YOU WANNA MISS WITH DA FLUTTERSHY BIACH? YOU WANNA? THEN COME GET SOME!"
She then took out a lightsaber and charged.
"LEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEENKINS"
The Troll god stared. Then he said the most eloquent, sensible thing he could think of.
"I'm fucked."