The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria

by bronygamer198

The great war.

The Trolal guard of Trollestia and Trolluna marched upon the recently conquered village of Ponyville, prepared to wage an epic war against the one known as the Troll god.
However, when they got there, they found him chilling on a cloud like it aint no thing.
"Sup noobs?"
Trolluna, infuriated by her gamer skills being questioned, charged at the troll god, only to find he was a hologram. She then slammed into a wall behind him which had a big four on it.
The Troll god then ordered-
"Use the weapon. Now."

Pinkie Pie took out a computer from a inter dimensional portal and started loading up a movie.

Then the Troll god took out some merchandise from his cutie mark(Dafuq?) and said, "This merchandise shall be awarded to people who sit through the whole movie without passing out!"
Trollestia chuckled. How hard could it be? She then noticed the writing on the prizes.
It was two girls, one cup.

The Trolal guard was in tatters, the entire army having been mentally scarred for then next week, and Trollestia and Celestia were probably-
A massive 'Me Gusta' appeared on both Trolluna and Trollestia's faces.

Author's Note:

I know this one was kinda short, but hey, that was kinda for anti- climatic effect. :P
Or maybe I'm just a lazy author! :D

Comments

[boothnat]

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What is AT&T?

[boothnat]

3634354
Thank you!
Wasn't expecting that much praise for my first actual story ever written!

[TrueBlueTardis]

MOAR