The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria

by bronygamer198

The Nazis.

The Troll god charged up a crappy pink blast for no reason whatsoever. He then pointed it at Ponyville.
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAMHE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHME NAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" he yelled, and as he watched, over nine thousand fourteen year old human kids appeared in Ponyville.

One of them looked at Pinkie Pie and said-
"Lol gay ass pink fag." And spray painted her blue.
He took a party cannon in the knee.
Another one punched Fluttershy.
He got Fus Roh Dahed off a mountain that appeared out of fucking nowhere.
One called Rainbow dash a Lesbian noob, and got bucked to the moon.
One didn't do anything at all, but still got hit by an apple which performed a sonic rainboom.

One punched Derpy.

Everyone but Fluttershy had been overwhelmed somehow, but before a single person could attack Fluttershy she said-
" Could all you Nazi kids please go die in a fire? If you don't mind that is..."
The Troll god loled, sure Fluttershy didn't think the kids would actually-
Then he noticed a large pile of KFH lying on the ground. (Kentucky Fried Human)

He stared.
"Dafuq just happened?"

Somebody kicked Derpy for some reason.

Author's Note:

See in the next chapter....
Is Discord the son, brother, sister, or father of the Trollgod?
What is the Twicane made of?
Potato?

Comments

[bronygamer198]

Y U hurt derpy?

[bronygamer198]

3634488
Yes, it is that funny and honestly, I can be a troll myself sometimes cx

[TheHoleyCheese]

POTATOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boothnat]

3641853
I hurt 2nd best pony for the lulz.

[TrueBlueTardis]

3645539


Evil. Bucking. Monster.