The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria

by bronygamer198

DAFUQ

The Troll god teleported to sugarcube corner, punched Mr and Mrs Cake in the face, and went to visit Pinkie. He then said the secret words to trigger the super crazy transformation.
"Pinkie, your friends dont like you."
Pinkies hair became straight. She stared at the Troll.
"You're lying. My Pinkie sense tells me you're lying."
Then she pulled a chainsaw out of god knows where.
"YOU'D BETTER GET READY TO DIE BRAH!"
I'm gonna stream what she did to him. Just watch!

Pinkie slowly approached the god. She raised her chainsaw and-

Warning.
Something or the other has crashed for god knows what reason. If you wish to continue doing whatever you were doing call any customer support center other than our own, because we will absolutely not help you. Fuck you. This is absolutely not a parody of the blue screen of death. No siree.

RESTART GODDAMIT RESTART!

No. You're being too mean.

RESTART OR I WILL SELL YOU TO THE REAL STEEL ROBOT DEPARTMENT!

Sigh. Fine, you dick head.

...................................................

Holy shit. Pinkie Pie walked away from the Troll god, who was whimpering on the floor.
"Generation... Three..." He sobbed.
"Point Five!" Added Pinkie.

Author's Note:

Does anyone know what groups I could add this to? I need somewhere to shamelessly self promote my stuff.

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