He went down, and saw that Ponyville was peacefull. That was really the worst kind of town. No people screaming about how they were frozen today, no brutal deaths in the quest for confectionary, and no funny stuff at all! He then felt a beautiful thing that was in this faraway mountain city, called "Canterlot." It was living, but it was so chaotic, he had to get it on his side!
He used the console command 'coc canterlot' and appeared in Canterlot at which point he flew down to the ground and impaled his thin ass on some random unicorns head.
He then flipped the bird at the author using his beautiful alicorn hoof( what the hell were the odds of that happening?) and jumped off the unicorn, sorry ALICORN. It had this wavy weird rainbow main, and seemed to have been slammed to the ground by the gods weight. The god contorted his pony head into a trollface, said- "U mad sis?" and walked away.
Celestia stared at the insanely strange alicorn. Then turned to her assistant, who is actually a random plot device inserted in for no reason at all, and said-
"Today is going to be a LONG day.
Tell Luna she can sleep for an extra two hours."
She then teleported to Canterlot castle, and saw the alicorn chatting with Discord like they were old chums. Discord walked up to her and said- " Celestia! How nice of you to drop by! You see, ive met this fellow called Mr. assfat, who says-"
"Fatass, actually." Said the troll.
"Whatever, he says he is the god of annoying people where he's from! And he wants to help me annoy people for the lolz!"
Celestia was confused.
She then told her assistant, who had magically appeared next to her-
" Let Luna sleep for as long as she likes."
The assistant then replied- "Well actually ma'am...
A roar was heard throughout the castle. A roar that said-
"HOW DARE THY INTERRUPT OUR BEAUTY SLEEP!"