Derpy was now angry. She had been punched IN THE FACE twice today. She was so angry, she could just glitch all of existence!
So she went to Pinkie Pie by cutting a hole in space time and going to sugarcube corner.
"Hey, Pinkie, remember than new superpower elixir you made?'
"Yeah? What about it? Doya wanna drink it? Doya doya doya DOYA?"
"Yeah.."
Pinkie Pie pulled the potion out of a nearby cake (the cake was made of faeces, from all twicanes) and threw it in Derpy's mouth. Derpy swallowed it, flask and all, and her eyes began to burn.
"Pinkie, are you sure this is the righ-"
Then over nine thousand lazors shot out of her eyes. She began to fly somehow.
She now had a target.
Time to destroy the god of the trolls.
Rarity could wait till after.
Pinkie Pie picked up all the muffins which had been cooked by the lazors.
"Thanks Derpy!" She said, as she placed them on the counter.
Mr Fatass stared across Canterlot. It was JUST the kind of place he liked to troll. Full of snobbish and stupid people. High class people. Easy.To.Annoy.People.
So what could he do here? He began to think. He could dump an army of potatoes to destroy everypony, or he could make all of the high-
No. He suddenly had a excellent idea.
An idea which would make a grown man cry.
An idea which would break the ruler of any country.
An idea-
you get the drift.
He flew to the palace, easily going through the walls using the noclip cheat. He then tried to open the fridge( hey, they keep those in the throne room, right next to the throne!) but his arm went through the door. He disabled the cheat, and his arm got cut off. Using the other hand, he opened the fridge and took out the cake. He then realized he was standing on two legs even though he was an alicorn, so he fell over, and the cake hit the ground, frosting first.
Enter Celestia.
She stared.
Her mouth fell open.
Tears ran out of her eyes.
"You monster....
THIS IS WAR!"
She yelled, and her body color changed to match that of Hasbro's pink Celestia.
Trollestia had been awakened, and she would not stop till the troll had been trolled.