The god of the trolls had leveled up.
Somehow or the other.
Look, don't ask me how, he told me to put this in the story. Don't like it? Fuck you.
He now had the ability to do the most diabolical thing to a person ever.
Canterlot was under heavy attack.
Horrible, massive nuts had fallen from the sky, wet and sticky. Horrible and disgusting. Luna and Celestia were still passed out drunk from their "ALL HAIL PIE" party, so the citizens were on there own.
Two guards rushed up to Princess Twilight.
"Princess!" Said guard one, who we shall call Potato. "It is raining... NUTS!"
"What?" She replied. "That can't be the kind I'm thinking of..." She peeked out of the window.
Her scream was heard all over Equestria.
"HOLD THE LINE!"
Walking nuts were slowly punching royal guards in the nuts. Shining armor had already been punched over nine thousand times, but he didn't give a shit, because he was wearing the limited edition power-up aviator glasses.
Like a baws he said.
"COME AT ME YA FRIGGIN NUTS."
He then took out a Twicane out of god fucking knows where and swept it forward, turning all of the nuts into smaller nuts. Now they were about the size of the one that the royal guard had, and were given no mercy as they were stepped on.
Pinkie Pie was running around, and was somehow eating those horrible, long nuts.
Shining shouted-
"Pinkie, what are you doing! Don't you know everypony in Equestria is allergic to almonds covered in glue!?"