The troll god looked upon the town known as "Ponyville."
It was... Interesting, to say in the least. There were hundreds of things he could possess. You see, the god of trolls can not simply take a new form. He must find the best, most meme worthy, useless, and ridiculous object he could find, and then take its form, while destroying it at the same time. Strangely enough, ninety nine of the objects were living, and some pro hacker called G.O.D. had made him be unable to kill stuff. And he could'nt even use any power without a form. The god was about to Fuuuuuuuu when he saw a worthy object. It looked like a stick. It was golden, and had the face of the pony who was holding it. He flew towards it, named it Twicane, and possesed it.
Y'know, just for the lolz.
His first objective would be to troll the citizens of Equestria. He needed to gather trololol energy before he could release his full power. So, using the power of potatoes, he transformed himself into a completely unoriginal crappy looking black and white alicorn OC. He then spawned the twicane and made it sentient. He said,
" Tell me little noob, what annoys these people the most?"
The twicane replied- "Why my lord, self inserts!" And then it took a rageface in the knee.
The trollface considered this, and decided to name himself Mr. Fatass.
The author walked up to him somehow, and asked, "What the hell man? You can't do that! I said a SELF- INSERT. That means you should be named something like-" The trollface threw a wall labeled fourth at the author, and the author got thrown into his home dimension. The trollface then flipped him the bird using his alicorn hooves (via placing a bird on his hooves, then right clicking the bird in photoshop and selecting the flip option) and went down to Ponyville. On the way down, he punched a grey mailmare with wall eyes for no reason whatsoever.