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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Mar
29th
2017

Howdt folks! FIrst and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:

Prase teh Appul.

Now then, if you didn't know, the new, and last, DLC for Dark Souls 3 just came out, and I'm making my way through it... on New Game +.

God help me.

SO if you want to see me bang my head against a brick wall for a few hours, click here to join me on YouTube!

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#779 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Ze boat! It is on ze building! Zat is ze USS Constitution.

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>>2415884

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#777 · 2w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

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#776 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

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