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Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

I'm just a writer from a crazy place called Ohio

Done.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Sanity is overated anyways.

A clopfic author.

What's my age again?

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Tired always.

Death God

The man without a plan.

im a AJ fan and a brony that is always looking for a good read hailing from down-under.

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.