dirty AiE heathen

obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Really... I'm not!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I read a lot.

pegasister and new writer. Would like to be a tree

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

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As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Pulling the puzzles apart.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I write horsewords for RGRE

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I stare at souls

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

short bio: Is a super paranoid anxious person who can't finish his story within a reasonable fashion

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

Too much to write; too little time

*SPOILERS* ;)

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

The magic comedy hoers.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...