Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Take Pride in your Fanfic.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I have no idea what i'm doing.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Take a healthy dose of insanity every day, And nasty moods will stay away!

A fellow traveler...

I type stories using my hands

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

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Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I am Treg Not really sure what else to put here...

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.