irresistible

Tired always.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Luck? I don't need it, I just need everyone else's to plummet while I'm around.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

I put out fires, write stories, other fun stuff in between too~

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

God, I'm so sorry.

Too much to write; too little time

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

You are going to LOVE ME!

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

My darker (fun) side resides here.

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding

26 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

hehehehe

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Discovered ponies December 2013

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

O.F.P.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.