Hey kids, so, as I'm an EMT and my pay is absolute crap, I'll be needing money to save for my trip to Everfree Northwest 2018!
With that, I will be offering writing commissions soon! Prices will be posted if there's enough interest and all will be posted on my FiMFiction with your name on it! You'll also get your own copy too~
If there's enough interest, I'll post my prices within a couple days! If you liked my other stories, then feel free to shell out some bits for my poor flank!

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I come back to 700 notifications. Granted, it's been nearly a year since I last checked in. A lot has changed. 1.) Most of my stories are gonna be on permanent hiatus or cancelled while I continue my classes to become a Paramedic. Thank you to each and every one of you who supported me and read my stupid old fics while I was away. I'm not going anywhere so I'd be happy to read over and possibly edit when I'm bored. Who knows, a new chapter for one of my favorite stories might be incoming. See

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Well It's been some time since I've last been seen on here but I'm still alive and well, albeit barely so.

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Today is my 18th birthday and I signed myself up for the National Guard when I graduate. Thanks to all my pals for the B-Day wishes. New chapters coming out soon!

AHHHHH!
Thank you so much! One of my favorite writers likes my story!!!!

First off, kudos to the author. He's helped me with a lot of my stories and provided emotional support for me over the last year. Love you bro, but bets were off here, I'm reviewing this without bias.

So, let's cut to the chase!

Hotel California has a rather cliché start like most fan-fics. Twilight and Spike on their way to Canterlot...yadda, yadda, yadda...moving on!

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I will be writing occasionally and thankfully, I still have editors at my disposal (Bless your little heart Stahl)\
I am taking a risk here and venturing into the realm of Fallout: Equestria. Call me crazy, but i think it's a good idea and I'm still writing it, but you will all enjoy it. any M rated story, I'm staying away from for right now but I have ideas galore, Stay tuned for more!
Stan

So everyone, you might have noticed I'm no longer Zooman, that's because I was fired due to budget cuts. I am also recovering from injuries to my lungs and can't get active for a while. In short, I will be working on stories here and there. Thanks for all the nice comments while I was gone, it made me so happy!
Stan

Tonight and tomorrow I'll work on a short one shot as a thanksgiving gift. You guys/gals are insistent, I'll give you that.

Hey pony people,
This is your friendly neighborhood Zooman reminding you all to stay safe and healthy this Nightmare Night.
Progress is slow and grades are slumping, I have made some progress on a few stories but don't expect anything until Holiday Break here in the US.
Thanks to most of you for not being assholes about my absence. It is needed for time I must take for Senior Project.
Thanks and Have a Sp00ptacular night,
Stan