生於亂世，有種責任 - We who live in chaos inherit a certain responsibility.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Only mostly dead.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Words are coming.

Not a changeling.

Makes ponies cry

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

There is beauty in the way of things.

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

A groovy mystery, gang.

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Is that a terrorist?!?

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Living with LUS.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!