"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Just a ghostwriter.

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I read it for the Plot.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.

Welcome to the party

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

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I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Writer of stories!

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A little self conscious, I suppose. Hopefully putting these out will help with that.

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I like ponies.

My Deviant art name is RaikouArtist, and I am starting to enter MLP fanfiction.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

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An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.