Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

henlo fronds

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.