If no one touches me – no one can hurt me. All I have to do is never care.
"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
I enjoy ponies. I enjoy coffee. I enjoy writing. So therefore, this pegasister enjoys FimFiction.
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.
POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.
Friendship don't always last, but the ones that do are the best!
I've been reading stories here since December 2011, but I only now decided to register. I just couldn't keep track of all the great stories here anymore.
The wheel kept turning: ages came, time passed us by. We lived in perfect harmony!
Yeah, I'm sort of crazy, but most of the time I'm the good sort of crazy, you know, the laughing one, not the other one with satanic rituals and that stuff, that's only on mondays.
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Sometimes I take a good, long look at this fandom and contemplate about having gone down the wrong rabbit hole. Why, oh why did I not take the blue pill?
Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.
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Who am I? Just a guy who's a writer for fun. Profile pic drawn by the user Sweetstrokes
Hi Im just a girl who loves ta make and read stories and makein new friends. And Bloging of course. AND IM THE QUEEN OF MUFFINS/CUPCAKES/AND INSANITY! YAY! Sexiness overload
Words are fickle, action is exemplary; thus learn by example, and compare the words to action.
And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you on fire.
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
I'm a weird kind of person, really shy, but always willing to listen when people talk to me.
Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.
When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.
Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .
Just a Canadian with a love of fantasy/sci-fi and a bit too much time on his hands. For Sanguinius and the Emperor!
"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For indeed, that's all who ever have." ~ Margaret Mead