*Ponyfication of a story by Aaron Ruben, from "Sixty Five Today" by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson*
From the Mami/Nina diaries:
My mami just turned 65 years old. I thought I would give her some presents. A nice new hat is not enough, so I have to go take her out to town. I took her to a fancy bar, a screening of an epic movie called Dances with Wolves, and a nice Hoofkaidoan restaurant. Unfortunately, she exacted NONE of the behavior a 65-year-old should exact.
- Miranda