Pinkie Pie Tells the Story of the Lady Named Sunset with Really Short Chapters!

by Jesse Coffey

"TRAITOR!" (This Chapter Is A Little Bit Shorter)

Trixie noticed Sunset Shimmer's identity and ran around the room screaming, "Aah! It's A Monster."

"Trixie, you were a monster yourself once. You know this, right?"

"Yes. But we have to call you a monster in this chapter in order to make sure the audience, and your fans, and those who understand the basics of continuity are treated like indefensible morons."

The crowd shouted: "That's all we want to do! That's all we want to do! That's all we want to do! That's all we want to do!"

Sunset, upset by this, left Canterlot High abruptly and went back home to the forest.

Meanwhile, the typewriter has obviously printed the text above using a really tiny speck of paper.