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Lorenzelevas


The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.

Feb
10th
2016

The Great Limerick War · 1:03pm Feb 10th, 2016

Unfortunately the Great Charge of the Light Brigade Dropbear271 and I pulled on an unsuspecting Fimfic user has been lost to the void of HaS but on the HiE skype group I managed to procure something...

Drop went first.

One day in the HIE Chat,
On politness we truely did shat.
The members all fled,
Their sanity dead,
And Lorenzo is still fucking fat.

One day in the Hie chat,
Biggs, some b-grade he shat,
Kicked from the group,
I had to low stoop,

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Dec
29th
2015

Based Shit posting · 8:01am Dec 29th, 2015

First Consul Lorenzo: Seal
be online
Mohammad Ah-Lee: no
First Consul Lorenzo: and yet here you are
did you see the episode with Sato
Mohammad Ah-Lee: ?
First Consul Lorenzo: happened round four hours ago
Sato had a hissyfit
Mohammad Ah-Lee: >And it's hard to determine when Lorry is being serious or not, since he's always condescending

200% correct
First Consul Lorenzo: oh come on
you know I am based shitposter
Mohammad Ah-Lee: no you’re just a closet Sato

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Sep
8th
2015

One hundred thousand words. · 12:53pm Sep 8th, 2015

As of today (actually it was a fortnight ago but today sounds better) I hit 100,000 words, big and small for the fic I'm writing; A certain HiE the name of which I don't have yet.

Foreplanning.

To any and all that read this: it shall come, one day, for it is a "work" (work not guaranteed) in "progress" (progress not guaranteed), but it will be finished one day, my ego is riding on it and my ego is a demanding mistress.

That being said, I am glad to announce pre-order bonuses! Yay!

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